Troll people on POF with this

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and post a screenshot of their responses! GO!

Hi, I know you don't know who I am, but I really think I like you. I've seen you around on POF, and I felt compelled to find you.
After around a week of Googling, I was able to find an address, so I've been parking my car across the street to watch you (but
only on Mondays and Wednesdays; I don't want to seem suspicious). Over time the parking across the street led to looking
through windows, and that developed into sneaking inside during the day to borrow some of your underwear. I like the scent of
your fabric softener. I feel that we have a deep spiritual connection. I want violent, illegal sex with you. My body aches for you. Anticipating your reply.
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In before Ben from POF arrives to discourage your entertainment.

It's humorous, but some girl is going to get freaked...
 
Good afternoon Mr PoF Poster, take a look at our shiny badges.. We're following up on some reports of creepy behavior. We need a few minutes of your time to take some statements related to your posts on a dating site.
 
Judging from the responses, you may actually have some mileage there.

Plus - you know that any girl who meets you after receiving that is going to be a pretty hot ticket.
 
amateursurgeon said:
Judging from the responses, you may actually have some mileage there.

Plus - you know that any girl who meets you after receiving that is going to be a pretty hot ticket.
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Yeah, either that or she'll be like that chick from seinfeld who wanted to "fuck" george, tied him to a bed, and stole his wallet and clothes.

Or she could tie you up and cut your dick off.
 
Hmmm... seems like a lot of these bitches carry guns. Time to start selling Clickbank guides on learning how to use a gun on POF. Some fun ads, those would be.
 
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