Turbolapp is so hot....

[Robert_Frost]

I would low crawl naked through a half mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear that woman fart over a two-way radio.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit to say I had dinner with her.

I would sleep for a week on the 711 bathroom floor her gay cousin vomited on 10 years ago, just to suck the dick of a monster truck driver who she saw at a show once.

 

[1yerrot]

I would low crawl naked through a half mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear that woman fart over a two-way radio.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit to say I had dinner with her.

I would sleep for a week on the 711 bathroom floor her gay cousin vomited on 10 years ago, just to suck the dick of a monster truck driver who she saw at a show once.

I'm gonna have to ask you to kill yourself, preferably by fire. Thanks.

 

[zimok]

This reminds me of the time I asked to be rewarded 5 minutes of Turbolapp on her Turbostation,

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/61903-malware-wickedfire.html#post552436

The goddess even replied to my mere mortal self.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I would low crawl naked through a half mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear that woman fart over a two-way radio.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit to say I had dinner with her.

I would sleep for a week on the 711 bathroom floor her gay cousin vomited on 10 years ago, just to suck the dick of a monster truck driver who she saw at a show once.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Robert_Frost]

I'm gonna have to ask you to kill yourself, preferably by fire. Thanks.

Your dad must be a chicken farmer bro, because you're really good with cocks.

 

[Robert_Frost]

You're doing it wrong.

I would take every 12" veiny monster in this place and slobber over it like a kid with a lollipop just so I could say I sucked a dick. . . . Am I doing this right?

 

[metalshark]

Is this guy weird or something?

 

[faceblogger]

inb4 Beach Affiliate

 

[1yerrot]

Your dad must be a chicken farmer bro, because you're really good with cocks.

Sooooooo. You're not dead yet. I can supply you with gasoline and a blow torch, PM me your address.

 

[jonas33h]

pic?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Beach Affiliate totally agrees with you man. He's turbolapp's #1 fan.

 

[wezcountry]

I would low crawl naked through a half mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear that woman fart over a two-way radio.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit to say I had dinner with her.

I would sleep for a week on the 711 bathroom floor her gay cousin vomited on 10 years ago, just to suck the dick of a monster truck driver who she saw at a show once.

what the ...

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[erifdekciw]

Nice try turbolapp...

 

[ChrisS]

Robert, I imagine that Turbz is on her turbostation right now, inner thighs glistening with sweat from prolonged trudging. She's reading your post, and can't help but smile coyly because of your bravely declared attentions.


Maybe, just maybe, you can pull her aside at an ASW someday (after she has been lubricated with Jäger and RedBull) and let her know that it was you all those years ago. Courageous, poetic you.

 

[JCash]

This thread is not ok.

 

[LiamGallagher]

OMG Xrumer bots' AI has improved a lot

 

[Yuma504]

You'd better cozy up to one of these dude... with that groveling you've approved yourself for denial.

 

[knarxed]

I would sleep for a week on the 711 bathroom floor her gay cousin vomited on 10 years ago, just to suck the dick of a monster truck driver who she saw at a show once.

Brilliant.

 

[turbolapp]

Oh dear. I think I miss beach affiliate's threads.

 

[crackp0t]

Oh dear. I think I miss beach affiliate's threads.

Admit it Robert_Frost made you blush.