Turbolapp is so hot....



Robert, I imagine that Turbz is on her turbostation right now, inner thighs glistening with sweat from prolonged trudging. She's reading your post, and can't help but smile coyly because of your bravely declared attentions.


Maybe, just maybe, you can pull her aside at an ASW someday (after she has been lubricated with Jäger and RedBull) and let her know that it was you all those years ago. Courageous, poetic you.


BRB, printed this out.

Going to squeeze one off in the bathroom to it.
 
The OP
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Faps to a WF mod.
 
Its trolling but on a serious note that loser mentality actually exist among many dudes when it comes to attractive girls. Pretty sad.
 
I would take every 4" pee pee in this place and slobber over it like a kid with a lollipop just so I could say I sucked a dick. . . . Am I doing this right?

Fixed that for ya. There ain't no body around here with a 12" veiny monster. Lot's of Mangina's, that's about it.
 
Turbolapp,
OP and his toy poodle wanted to dedicate this song to you.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKanARN8f60]The Divinyls I Touch Myself with Lyrics - YouTube[/ame]
 
despite the creepiness, OP's post was fucking hilarious.

I would low crawl naked through a half mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked.

HAHAHAHAHAH