I went on break. Now I'm back and everybody and their daddy is pretending to be a female writer. What's going on gay webmasters?
If you want man-articles written by a manly man- man-mind, and man-linguistics wrapped around a juicy filling of man-content seasoned in mantelligence and lightly roasted on mantosterone, then talk to me:
A man.
My weathered, sinewy man-arms will do your work, flexing under the flicker of bright, yellow candlelight. Ominous shadows will dance on the rough brick-and-mortar walls behind me as I work through the night, man-shoulders and man-back rippling under my man-clothes.
My fingers move deft, like real man-fingers, scarred and bruised from hard labor, touching your sister and fervent typing on my keyboard.
No, my manboard. For I writing articles. Man-articles.
For you, fag.
Now gimme some work!
If you want man-articles written by a manly man- man-mind, and man-linguistics wrapped around a juicy filling of man-content seasoned in mantelligence and lightly roasted on mantosterone, then talk to me:
A man.
My weathered, sinewy man-arms will do your work, flexing under the flicker of bright, yellow candlelight. Ominous shadows will dance on the rough brick-and-mortar walls behind me as I work through the night, man-shoulders and man-back rippling under my man-clothes.
My fingers move deft, like real man-fingers, scarred and bruised from hard labor, touching your sister and fervent typing on my keyboard.
No, my manboard. For I writing articles. Man-articles.
For you, fag.
Now gimme some work!