Weird stupid search queries on your sites aka 'how stupid are these people'

Ah facebook and smartphones.

You've brought a new class of user to the party.

I'm not sure we should be happy except they ignorantly fill out our zip submits.
 


The best that I've noticed recently, just copied from the analytics of a busy site: (They're better when you realise this site has no relation to anything, at all, in anyway to the below.)

fucking slag ex
the box of treasures computer game rusty sword, giant marble
"politely refusing a shovel"
'sometimes you can't smell the shit 'till you're in it'
.wanking tips
80s market stall with jamaican puppet
arse cakes
auto-fellatio gay
kill brian cox
come dine with me sex
cunt custard
extreme fisting with robson green
 
This calls for some love tips site I bought a while back...

what would you let another guy do to your gf in a threesome?
i want to give my guy a bloq job that will blow his mimd
how to blow his mind sucking dick
blowjob in running car
eyes blow jobs
self blow job tip end trick
perfecte diameter vibrator
can you breathe while giving a blowjob
penis nibbling
how to nibble when giving a blow job
40 new blowjob tricks
slow blow jobs at parts
songs to get over your ex i will survive
how do i blow his mind when giving him a blowjob
how to make a blow job sound sexy
can a man get a thrill by using ice cream on his penis
nibble during a blow job?
his lick job
do kegels work to blow his mind
testicles move up and down during blowjob
sex tips for filthy kinky sex to blow his mind
 
"can you use a household vacuum to give yourself liposuction?"
"cut fat out of body"
"taking diet supplements rectally"

From GA
 
just got this today, anmd remembered this thread.

"personal accounts of victims of revenge"

I guess someone did something wrong and now they're panicking about revenge.
 
-God- said:
"politely refusing a shovel"
Click to expand...

LOL

Excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance


"I remember her during the Blitz. She was always visiting us after the East End raids. I can still see her in my mind's eye standing in the rubble after a particularly bad one, politely refusing a shovel”.
N. Cohen, Spitalfields

In Google UK Wickedfire pops up as a second result for that phrase.
 
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