Weirdest place you've had it.

[buxtonlove]

It's all about the sex here right?

Sure it is, anyway, where the Hell have you done it that made you think:

"Shit, I hear footsteps!"

or

"Shit, this bitch is fucked up!"

For me. Okay its not so weird but, on a farm while a cow watched. The Cow was fucking my mind with it's dead eyes of judgement. But other than that I did it on a golf course, in a swimming pool changing room, and, oh yeah on a boat.

You?

 

[waterloo]

I did it in a forest. We took a towel to lay on. First we had to break the fucking cause 2 little fox came to us they were cute, then we went deeper into the forest. Some people were working nearby we could hear them. It was fun.

 

[dmnEPC]

With your mom in your bed when you were at school

 

[buxtonlove]

As long as the bitch got $5 from you we're cool.. bro?

 

[onkelmicha]

With your mom in your bed when you were at school

what you grabbed my sloppy seconds

 

[waterloo]

so many virgin geeks here Don't worry guys... you'll be able to pay some prostitutes to do it with you once you cash in on dah interwebz.

 

[kingofsp]

Disneyland. With Chip.




Costume was fully removed you fucking furries.

 

[waterloo]

Oh lol I remember now. Once I did it in a restaurant toilet next to the club where I picked up the girl that night.

 

[buxtonlove]

so many virgin geeks here Don't worry guys... you'll be able to pay some prostitutes to do it with you once you cash in on dah interwebz.

Dude I got a cow as my witness, and potentially a dolphin.

 

[waterloo]

buxtonloveude I did not mean you. I meant just random geeks, who possibly are here on the forum and are fuckin virgins Not that it is a problem. I'm just jealous of geeks.

dolphins are cool

 

[JakeStratham]

 

[waterloo]

Planniing on doing it while parachuting. EPIC.

 

[Insomniac]

In the bushes at a park during daylight. Some kids walked up and wondered what we were doing in the bushes.

On the roof of a social security office (centrelink)

Fingered a chick in the center island of a busy 4 lane highway

Fucked a chick in a park at night. Some guy walked behind a bush nearby and stood there for five minutes apparently trying to chuck a piss

Back row of a movie theater with ~10 other people on rows below

Plenty of daylight road head moments that have been a little wtf, making eye contact with chicks driving past

Coit tower on a busy tourist night

A few parking lots with security driving around

Public swing set

I still want to fuck on a plane, fuck at a concert, and give a hooker a golden shower.

 

[Gertex]

In a forest?

Reminds me of the time, the flesh was willing but the grass was wet.... <sigh>

 

[kingscotty38]

I still want to fuck on a plane, fuck at a concert, and give a hooker a golden shower.

you sir have a passion for living, i like that.