Well fuck me

Don't worry that you don't love it as much as people think you should for the first few years.

You'll grow fond around year 2.5/3.


Oh, and congrats.
 


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNcAH7-fZk&sns=em]How To Deal With Your Out Of Control Child Video - Nap Time - YouTube[/ame]

OP - enjoy!!!
 
First 6 months = awesome no sleep.
6-12 months = really awesome plus no sleep.
12-18 months = walking terror + no sleep.
18 months plus = terrible twos. This is where I am at the moment. ENJOY!!!
 
First 6 months = awesome no sleep.
6-12 months = really awesome plus no sleep.
12-18 months = walking terror + no sleep.
18 months plus = terrible twos. This is where I am at the moment. ENJOY!!!

Yes, and this song will now become a part of your everyday life

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg"]The Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn - YouTube[/ame]

Might as well just name the kid Brooklyn and get it over with.
 
First 6 months = awesome no sleep.
6-12 months = really awesome plus no sleep.
12-18 months = walking terror + no sleep.
18 months plus = terrible twos. This is where I am at the moment. ENJOY!!!
My nephew just learned the word, "why." I went home to visit and as much as I love the little guy I wanted to scream at the 100th why of each day.
 
Baby girl arrived today. 8 pounds and 21 inches.

She's perfect.

Congrats man.

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Congrats SkyFire!

Time to start listening to Stefan Molyneaux podcasts on parenting...

And be sure to bump this thread with pics of her in 18 years, we'll be here for you then bro!
 
Congrats. Hopefully she can have a happy & healthy childhood, good parenting, and grow up in a society that's on the upswing. Be wary of the conditioning, of course.
 
congrats! greatest gift in the world. I've got 2 girls. Just wait till she hits 14. Build yourself a man cave now in preparation.