What are your biggest pet peeves?

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Chewing with your mouth open. Ahg Gawd... its the look of it and the fucking sound of the food churning in their mouth... the smacking of the lips... ahg. If I have a friend that does that, I will seriously avoid every confrontation that involves me having to eat with them. It even ruined a date with this hot girl I took out on a date. I just couldn't do it!

Yuck
 
Walking around a store you work at with your store uniform on, and people STILL ask you "Do you work here?"
 
Going to my local bank to withdraw $3k+ in cash and getting grilled about what I am going to use it for by the teller....that sucks!
 
brack1969 said:
Going to my local bank to withdraw $3k+ in cash and getting grilled about what I am going to use it for by the teller....that sucks!
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What is this money for?


  • Save the children
  • Buy Drugs
  • Rent Hookers
  • Google Bizops
  • Donation to Obama 2012
  • My girlfriend needs an abortion
  • I'm being blackmailed
  • Colon Cleanse
  • XRumer
  • Advertising on gay webmaster forum
  • Airfare to appear on Oprah
  • Wages for illegal immigrant gardener
  • Political payoff
  • Back rent I owe my mom
 
brack1969 said:
Going to my local bank to withdraw $3k+ in cash and getting grilled about what I am going to use it for by the teller....that sucks!
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that doesn't sound annoying at all ooohh wow $3k CASH!?! like no one has ever withdrew that much before. i went in last week to take out $11k and it was no big deal. they deal with that shit everyday believe it or not
 
Rage9 said:
Other people that are grocery shopping the same time I am.

I know what the fuck I want and I just zoom around and get it, everyone acts as if they got all fucking day - especially old people.

I want to just ram my cart into others just to piss them off.
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hahhhahaha i know your pain - people look around like its the first time they've seen groceries before
 
I hate it when the people at Subway just assume you want lettuce on your sandwich and are already putting it on as they're asking you what toppings you want.
 
erect said:
People who mention anyone's name in the same sentence as Michael Jordan
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Whoa Whoa Whoa. Magic and Bird never got the calls Jordan got. Kobe doesn't get MJ calls, which is why he is the real deal. LBJ is a bitch.

myk08 said:
hahhhahaha i know your pain - people look around like its the first time they've seen groceries before
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It's not that. It's that the highlight of their pathetic fucking life is wandering the grocery store aisles, thinking about things to consume, instead of valuing their time by doing something productive.

No one ever got ahead spending extra time shopping when they could be working.
 
guerilla said:
It's not that. It's that the highlight of their pathetic fucking life is wandering the grocery store aisles, thinking about things to consume, instead of valuing their time by doing something productive.

No one ever got ahead spending extra time shopping when they could be working.
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I agree kind of. I personally think that it's one of the rare times a lot of people get out of the house to do a normal thing. If I had a few screaming little fucks at home, I'd take as long as I could to shop for the best [whatever].

Which leads me to a few of my core beliefs: don't have kids, and don't get married. When fucking grocery shopping is the highlight of your week, well jump off a fucking bridge because something is wrong.
 
I thought every single guys knew never to get married or have kids?

Ever go to a tourist spot and see some mother fucker with his overweight wife and 2 kids in tow? He didn't expect her to put on 40lbs after popping the second kid out of her vagina, did he?

Kids and marriage is a trap, to put it simply.
 
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