What Do Women Do That Pisses You Off?

makethatgreen said:
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Amen. My favorite:

"I'm actually a really good driver".
 


jenzkc said:
be fat/unfit and think they are hot and worthy of dating. i would say this covers 90% of american women.

if your stomach isn't flat, you're fat. throw away those frappucinos, bitches.
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Right there with ya brother !
 
Fact: Men speak on average 12,000 words per day. Women speak on average 25,000.
Fact: Men and Women both speak about 10,000 words at work.

Thus, in the home, the average woman speaks at an almost 7:1 ratio to the average man.

And they say we don't listen.
 
Calling more than once after you don't pick it up the first time or not around. More of a problem with a GF/Wife then anything else.

Fucking 14 missed calls will piss anyone off.

I was taking a fucking shower!!!!!
 
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Calling more than once after you don't pick it up the first time or not around. More of a problem with a GF/Wife then anything else.

Fucking 14 missed calls will piss anyone off.

I was taking a fucking shower!!!!!
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I used to tell girls, "Call me as many times as you like. But realize that each time you do makes you worth less in my eyes." Sex was easy to come by, so no reason to put up with bullshit.
 
I hate when my ex tries to talk to me when giving me head.

She then gets upset when I snap my fingers, point at her mouth...and then point to my dick.

It's like bitch you started it.....just don't talk.
 
They talk non-fucking-stop but when you've done something wrong they go silent and be all like:

"Baby whats wrong?"

"Nothing!"

Of course, EVERYTHING is wrong and they wont spill a fucking drop of what it is until they burst like a water-balloon in a cactus field. If somethings wrong, tell us, don't be a bitch.
 
Or the super-crazy bitch who needs to be somewhere like she's the only Human on the planet with somewhere to go. That face. The expression of haste that suggests she'll go Ryu on your ass if you step within an acre of them.
 
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Calling more than once after you don't pick it up the first time or not around. More of a problem with a GF/Wife then anything else.

Fucking 14 missed calls will piss anyone off.

I was taking a fucking shower!!!!!
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DUDE YES!!!!

Also, hating that I have to "ignore" her for my work and this stupid computer, but also not wanting me to be broke. Either way I'm screwed.
 
Attempt to get men to hold/carry their purses full of crap that they don't even need to have with them 99% of the time.

My wife still tries after 5 years of being unsuccessful in her attempts. I don't bring a briefcase or toolbox to the mall, then ask her to carry it around.
 
Netphase said:
Attempt to get men to hold/carry their purses full of crap that they don't even need to have with them 99% of the time.

My wife still tries after 5 years of being unsuccessful in her attempts. I don't bring a briefcase or toolbox to the mall, then ask her to carry it around.
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LOL I wanna try that in the name of gender equality and see how it goes down
 
Slightly off-topic, but if you want to get really angry at women (and let's face it, it's fun sometimes), I can thoroughly recommend reading a forum called "Mumsnet".

I guarantee that within 15 minutes of reading you will be at Defcon FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU. Here's why:

1. Motherhood takes women's annoying traits and amplifies them x1000
2. If you thought the shit women did was annoying, you should try reading the justification they come up with.
3. They all back each other up. Then blame men. "What? Your husband left you because you stayed home, ran up huge debts on his credit card and treated him like shit for 5 years? Oh, that's so no your fault honey."
 
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