What do you tell people you do?

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Where is the fucking spoon!
 


Few of my favorites :

1.) Hey that email sitting in your inbox telling you about medical prescriptions from Canada, yeah bro that is me.

2.) You know those banners telling you that you've won? I'm the asshole that makes it popup and never leaves you alone.

3.) I just sell dope, being on the interwebs just makes me look legit.

4.) I manage strippers for private parties, birthdays,etc. This one always gets the wat da fuck look.
 
Strangely enough, this thread is one of the most inspirational things I've read online lol

I'm jelly. Hopefully, one day I can join you all in a lifestyle of freedom and flexibility!

Stay up...
 
"I read STS. If I'm feeling productive sometimes I also jack off".

Or perhaps just "I lift for a living"
 
I just say, "You know that viagra spam you get in your email? make your ramrod harder, shit like that? That's me."

And then I make sure to complain about paying "more in quarterly taxes than most people make in a decade" or leave a fake ATM slip around to really sink in the "wizard box" millionaire feel.