That such a thing entertains you says a lot about your character, and probably why no one is banging down your door to get to know you.
Not that I care, but I have a lot of friends around here, earned one at a time, one on one. There will always be people like you talking shit to me, but what that does is signal to other people that you don't "get it".
We probably wouldn't get along, because as far as I can tell in 30 minutes of cyber stalking, there is no "there, there". You're interchangeable with 1,000 other guys on here. That personality type simply isn't in high demand.
You may get some low level emotional masturbation out of being a dick to someone, but it never advances you socially. Everyone recognizes it for what it is, frustrated beta behavior, sort of like coming across needy "Why aren't I in this chat?"
If you aren't in the chat, the last thing you should do is ask publicly why, unless you like the idea of taping a KICK ME sign onto your back.
Just a few tips on relationships from your favorite narcissist.