What is the #1 affiliate network?

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bobomonkey

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If you could only bring ONE affiliate network with you on a deserted island, who would it be? Which one is most trustworthy, pays on time, etc.?
 


Let me see.. I finally get on a desert island to get some quiet time and you expect me to bring CPA network. What the fuck dude?!
 
lol... this has been discussed several times but nobody can figure out who the absolute #1 is. With search, it's Google. What is it with affiliate marketing? nobody knows cuz they are all scammers. ;)
 
Each person has a different top network. I concur that you should just use the search function, there are a ton of threads exactly like this.
 
And even if you did, why would you care if it pays on time? It's not like there's much to do with interwebz monies if the island is deserted...

AND furthermore, if you are on a deserted island - who would care what company they would bring. I don't think any ISP would run a line to an island inhabited by no one, and if they did - you could just use your ubah leet internet skillz to get rescued.
 
I don't think you'd be able to use the internets after the big storm beached the Minnow, because Gilligan used the laptop as an anchor hoping to to save the ship. Mr. Howell offered to buy a new laptop for the castaway affiliate marketer, but Buy.com doesn't deliver to this island, unfortunately.

The day was saved when the professor was able to power up the laptop using a device fashioned from coconuts and an acidic guava paste giving you battery power, now you have to decide which network you'd not be without. I guess my network of choice would be H*ydra, and the Skipper agrees.

Next question: Mary Ann or Ginger?
 
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