What is worst than...(a joke)
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Wrong- opening a thread like this and finding a worm.
You're damn lucky I don't have the hammer, faggot.
You're damn lucky I don't have the hammer, faggot.
yeah me neither man I got wasted and woke up fully clothed about an hour ago with half a bottle of jim beam on my stomach.
This thread sucks dicks btw
Jimmy Carr is awesome. I met him once after a show ocne and got him to sign my ticket and a pound coin.
No idea why.
No idea why.
This Jimmy Carr guy is hilarious.
Other comedian recommendations to check on youtube?
Post here
A few...
chapel, patton oswald,
Other comedian recommendations to check on youtube?
Post here
A few...
chapel, patton oswald,
What the fuck are you guys on, it is a very fucking funny joke.
I'll break it down for you in case you don't know the original joke, which is why you don't get it.
The original joke:-
What is worse than finding a worm when you bite into an apple
a: finding half a worm
It's a very very old and popular joke.
The thing that Jimmy Carr did was take the old joke with the punch line everyone knows and then change the punchline for something that wasn't suspected but does validly answer the question, but in a relatively shocking way.
/humor101
I'll break it down for you in case you don't know the original joke, which is why you don't get it.
The original joke:-
What is worse than finding a worm when you bite into an apple
a: finding half a worm
It's a very very old and popular joke.
The thing that Jimmy Carr did was take the old joke with the punch line everyone knows and then change the punchline for something that wasn't suspected but does validly answer the question, but in a relatively shocking way.
/humor101
what's grosser than gross?
A trash can full of dead babies...
Ah to be back in the days of ThisIsACryForHelp.com
I miss that website.
A trash can full of dead babies...
Ah to be back in the days of ThisIsACryForHelp.com
I miss that website.
Some more Jimmy Carr:
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy.
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy.