What Should I Fucking Do?



Go read a fucking article on howstuffworks.com

Go order a random $1 item off of eBay and place it on a random fucking doorstep in your neighborhood

Ask your mother where you were fucking conceived

Go find a local hiking trail and go on a fucking hike

Mix all the ingredients in your fucking fridge in a blender and eat it

Learn to whistle fucking 14.4/28.8 bps sounds
 
Why don't you...

Answer the fucking phone in a funny accent

Wish there were pictures for some of the "suggestions" and a "send to a friend" button this is hilarious