[Setting: A terrorist training camp somewhere deep in the hidden recesses of the Pashtun Valley...]
[Scene: Two veteran, battle-hardened terrorists sit in a control room and contemplate the mark they're leaving on the world...]
Tony: Hey Chuck...
Chuck: Yeah?
Tony: Check this out.
Chuck: {walks over to Tony, who is sitting in front of a computer.} What?
Tony: Remember that Hasan guy?
Chuck: Yeah, total failboat. What about him?
Tony: These guys on this forum are arguing about which is worse... radical Islamists or radical Christians.
Chuck: You're kidding.
Tony: I'm not. Take a look.
Chuck: {reads thread} Win! Hey, take a look at the forum name.
Tony: "Wicked Fire..." Uh-huh.
Chuck: Dude, we should totally call the training camp that! We'd be huge!
Tony: Awwww, yeah boy. Check it out, we could call ourselves "Wicked Fire: Bringin' The Fire!"
Chuck: {looks at Tony with a hint of disdain}
Tony: What?
Chuck: You're an idiot.
Tony: Why?
Chuck: It's not "Wicked Fire: Bringin' The Fire". That's totally gay. Just "Wicked Fire".
Tony: Fine. You don't have to be a prick about it.
Chuck: Ass.
Tony: Douchebag.
Chuck: That's why no one likes, man.
Tony: Yeah? Your mom liked me last night.
Chuck: Want another beatdown?
Tony: Sorry.
Chuck: Your momma's sorry.
{Chuck and Tony laugh}
Tony: Dude, close the door. I wanna show you something.
Chuck: {walks over to the door, closes it, and walks back over to Tony}
Tony: Click on this thread. The one titled, "2k boobie bash, erect style"
Chuck: {clicks on thread and begins scrolling} Whoa. I don't think those girls are virgins.
Tony: Brother, I'd trade all 70 of my virgins for just 15 minutes with one of those girls.
Chuck: 15 minutes? What are you... 12 years old?
Tony: Your mom's 12.
Chuck: That doesn't even make sense, douchebag. Talk less.
Tony: Hey. Check out that link... the one that says, "Make Monies Online." That could be good for funding. Click it.
{Click.}
[... to be continued...]
[Scene: Two veteran, battle-hardened terrorists sit in a control room and contemplate the mark they're leaving on the world...]
Tony: Hey Chuck...
Chuck: Yeah?
Tony: Check this out.
Chuck: {walks over to Tony, who is sitting in front of a computer.} What?
Tony: Remember that Hasan guy?
Chuck: Yeah, total failboat. What about him?
Tony: These guys on this forum are arguing about which is worse... radical Islamists or radical Christians.
Chuck: You're kidding.
Tony: I'm not. Take a look.
Chuck: {reads thread} Win! Hey, take a look at the forum name.
Tony: "Wicked Fire..." Uh-huh.
Chuck: Dude, we should totally call the training camp that! We'd be huge!
Tony: Awwww, yeah boy. Check it out, we could call ourselves "Wicked Fire: Bringin' The Fire!"
Chuck: {looks at Tony with a hint of disdain}
Tony: What?
Chuck: You're an idiot.
Tony: Why?
Chuck: It's not "Wicked Fire: Bringin' The Fire". That's totally gay. Just "Wicked Fire".
Tony: Fine. You don't have to be a prick about it.
Chuck: Ass.
Tony: Douchebag.
Chuck: That's why no one likes, man.
Tony: Yeah? Your mom liked me last night.
Chuck: Want another beatdown?
Tony: Sorry.
Chuck: Your momma's sorry.
{Chuck and Tony laugh}
Tony: Dude, close the door. I wanna show you something.
Chuck: {walks over to the door, closes it, and walks back over to Tony}
Tony: Click on this thread. The one titled, "2k boobie bash, erect style"
Chuck: {clicks on thread and begins scrolling} Whoa. I don't think those girls are virgins.
Tony: Brother, I'd trade all 70 of my virgins for just 15 minutes with one of those girls.
Chuck: 15 minutes? What are you... 12 years old?
Tony: Your mom's 12.
Chuck: That doesn't even make sense, douchebag. Talk less.
Tony: Hey. Check out that link... the one that says, "Make Monies Online." That could be good for funding. Click it.
{Click.}
[... to be continued...]
