what to do?....wife swallows
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If my chick was excited over justin bieber I'd be fucking pissed too, I hear ya bro.
PS -> So you're saying that it was much like the first scene or two from this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4"]Jizz In My Pants - YouTube[/ame]
And I'm only fucking with you because you're not seeing the logical choice to make which is just enjoy it.
dude, everyone I know cheats. Like I can literally name off like 4 marriages and an assload of friends that just dont give a fuck. Just dont take it to serious, and if she slips up - go bang one of her best friends or sisters - that'll teach er???
It's things like this that support my belief that I should never get married.
Not this example in particular, but the simple fact that humans are not monogamous creatures.
For OP and other married people though, I second the swinging suggestion (watch out for teh aids tho!)
(no offense OP, just my personal beliefs)
Not this example in particular, but the simple fact that humans are not monogamous creatures.
For OP and other married people though, I second the swinging suggestion (watch out for teh aids tho!)
(no offense OP, just my personal beliefs)
Not everyone can be Justin Beiber.
Jealousy really sucks though, don't let it ruin a good thing.
Just tell her you told your friend she is really into him, and she wants to have sex with him. Tell her he said he was open for a threesome, and so are you. He'll be coming home to hang out Friday night 8 pm.
Tell her to act normal, that it's gonna be spontaneous. Tell her what to wear, to have some dinner ready and make sure it's a nice evening before the sex.
Then just try your hardest to keep a straight face.
Tell her to act normal, that it's gonna be spontaneous. Tell her what to wear, to have some dinner ready and make sure it's a nice evening before the sex.
Then just try your hardest to keep a straight face.
^^This
Also, lay off the cigarettes, coffee, and red meat before oral sex.
Fruit and vegetables (especially pineapples) make your cum taste better, at least that's what my wife says.
This would be funny as fucking hell. Please for the love of all that is awesome do this OP.
This
insecure betas don't fare so well on teh evolutionary ladder and she's already agreed to a life full of chugging cum, time to have some fun with it and truly not let the obvious bother you.
^^^ highly unlikely, but if its tru then that is F'd up big time.
If we didnt have kids then Id probably rebel and go sleep with one of my coworkers or just someone off of craigslist. but because of the kids I would take the high road and just get rid of the wife and work on finding another good woman.
If we didnt have kids then Id probably rebel and go sleep with one of my coworkers or just someone off of craigslist. but because of the kids I would take the high road and just get rid of the wife and work on finding another good woman.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoBvqN-2GBo"]Justin Bieber get attacked riding a segway CLIP IN NEVER SAY NEVER - YouTube[/ame]
It's kind of suprising you'd bring this issue here of all places, but since you're asking around, my advice (having been with my current wife for nearly twelve years now) is to let it go. Fantasy is fantasy -- you wouldn't be offended (presumably) if she wanted to pretend you were Eric from True Blood or Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket for that matter, as long as it got a load down her throat. If -- if -- she has a hot streak for your buddy, I can guarantee you your relationship is less adversely effected by her having a little fun mind play than it would be over the alternative. The idea that there's something for which you need to "get her back" is just foolish.
I can understand that it would nag at your mind, feeling like a proxy cock (for lack of a better term) and I can understand that wondering whether or not you are a proxy cock is probably worse than knowing that you definitely are. But considering the time you've been together and the things you have at stake (kids etc.) it is extremely unlikely that any fantasy your wife has is a threat to anything other than your ego.
Frank
I can understand that it would nag at your mind, feeling like a proxy cock (for lack of a better term) and I can understand that wondering whether or not you are a proxy cock is probably worse than knowing that you definitely are. But considering the time you've been together and the things you have at stake (kids etc.) it is extremely unlikely that any fantasy your wife has is a threat to anything other than your ego.
Frank
Whatever you do, don't ask her directly like half the guys in this thread are suggesting. Few things are less attractive than a guy who's all worried that his wife is fantasizing about some other dude. The vast majority of women are actively turned off by nagging, begging, insecurity, etc.
Positive reinforcement would be a good place to start. Don't pick something weak like, "Thank you so much, honey, the other night was wonderful!" Try something a little dirty and shocking, whisper it in some mundane situation (like when you're cleaning up dinner), then move on like it was no big deal.
In the long-term, though, you'd be well-served by getting a better handle on what makes your wife tick and learning how to properly seduce her. Much of the time, something like "bad taste" is just an excuse that means you didn't turn her on enough to make her stop caring.
Try reading The Art of Seduction (Robert Greene). It's a little long, but Greene uses a lot of good historic examples, breaks people down into types, and generally makes it easy to figure out why you're not getting the results you hoped for.
It's easy to say that your wife should be more cooperative, put in more effort, etc - but if you want a different sex life, somebody has to change and it might as well be you. There's a very, very good chance that with a change in approach, you could have the sex life you want.
Positive reinforcement would be a good place to start. Don't pick something weak like, "Thank you so much, honey, the other night was wonderful!" Try something a little dirty and shocking, whisper it in some mundane situation (like when you're cleaning up dinner), then move on like it was no big deal.
In the long-term, though, you'd be well-served by getting a better handle on what makes your wife tick and learning how to properly seduce her. Much of the time, something like "bad taste" is just an excuse that means you didn't turn her on enough to make her stop caring.
Try reading The Art of Seduction (Robert Greene). It's a little long, but Greene uses a lot of good historic examples, breaks people down into types, and generally makes it easy to figure out why you're not getting the results you hoped for.
It's easy to say that your wife should be more cooperative, put in more effort, etc - but if you want a different sex life, somebody has to change and it might as well be you. There's a very, very good chance that with a change in approach, you could have the sex life you want.