What women's magazines are really saying...

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I think this sums it up pretty accurately.
 
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Women's magazines and the National Enquirer are gold for headline ideas. And yeah, you'll be hard pressed to find an issue of a Women's magazine that doesn't have "SEX" in at least one or two of the headlines.

"The Sexiest Sex To Have After Sex" <<< Haha, love it.
 
These magazines have contributed more to female psychological dysfunction than any man could.
 
"SEXY TOUCH Tickle his prostate with an egg beater."

I think they stole that idea from a movie.
 
I was joking with my lady the other day, "Once my people get over their adolescent boob fetish, your people are done. It'll be off to the salt mines for most of you."

By the way, I can't be the only guy who thinks Christina Hendricks looks like a retarded alien.