When we were growing up..........

[Spelunking]

Mr. Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[kingofsp]

Women don't call it a pussy (heat of the moment, excluded)

Don't forget about strippers. Or just extra crazy chicks in general.

 

[efeezy]

My dick is like a yacht, it's long and white and must have a woman's name for good luck. So mine was named Anna Konda.

 

[AustinP]

My dick is like a yacht, it's long and white and must have a woman's name for good luck. So mine was named Anna Konda.

LOlz. I Loled.

 

[mattfca]

junior, because its small and never does what i want

 

[1nspire]

When we were growing up..........

Yes I banged your mom

 

[jorarulit]

Vladimir of course

 

[Andrey]

пиписька when i was kid, хуй when i was older....





in all seriousness i never had a name for it lol i dont talk to my dick lol

 

[lukep]

Mine was named "Stanley... The POWER DRILL"

And now for something completely different:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ]YouTube - The Penis Song - Monty Pythons[/ame]