When you meet a new girl... and she asks what you do...

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zimok said:
Girl: What do you do?
Me: "You know those weight loss ads you see on facebook?"
Girl: Yea?
Me: "Looks like you should click on one of them"
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I'm always so damn tempted to respond exactly like that... but then, as funny as it would be, I decide to go with the "I run an online marketing company route."
 
Don't mean to steal the thread here but does anyone ever get asked that question by bank tellers? The fuck you care what I do, just deposit the check.
 
Ben89 said:
Don't mean to steal the thread here but does anyone ever get asked that question by bank tellers? The fuck you care what I do, just deposit the check.
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They don't care what you do unless you are rich lol They just want to talk to make you comfortable in the bank lol
 
These days I tell them I'm in advertising... and then hand them one of my pristine business cards. It's subtle. Slightly off white. "Bone". And the lettering something called "Cyrillian Rail". The tasteful thickness to it. It even has a watermark.
*begins to sweat*

(+rep for getting what the fuck I'm paraphrasing)
 
keeper33 said:
American Psycho, anyone, anyone?
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Winner winner, KFC for dinner because with the current economic climate, people can't really afford a better meal, even though it probably would be cheaper to go to the butcher and get yourself that chicken and cook it for dinner at home, but fuck it, this is America (well not for me) and people don't have time for that shit.

Sorry, it's been a long day and I'm hyperactive now.
 
I tell people I sell stuff online but its not my stuff I just point people to websites where they can get that stuff with ads and shit and then they pay me a percentage of each order thats taken... understand?

No? I got the online monies, ho. Let's do it.
 
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