Where do I start with NO FUCKING MONEY?

Yea dont smoke schwagg

Only dank


and this thread was severely hijacked....


Let's please get back on topic...

We aren't here to discuss if we should or shouldn't smoke weed. We are here to discuss making money.


I appreciate everyone who took this thread seriously

OK sorry to derail. Anyway, let's get back on track.

How to make money by smoking & distributing weed...?
 


Re things to do for cash:
  • If you're any good at graphic design or photoshopping, there's plenty of work that needs to be done in that area.
  • If you don't mind being a total faker, there's eWhoring
  • If you don't mind being morally bankrupt, there's packaging a shitload of free worpress plugins into a wordpress install and creating a one-button-setup website builder bullshit app, and selling it to n00bs on WaFo as a WSO (only $177 for a whole bunch of free shit with a faked 3D box shot! Only 30 available!... this time)
  • White collar day job

Re Marijuana: Actually, if you think marijuana is non-toxic, you're bullshitting yourself.
Any high, be it THC, LSD or alcohol, is based off toxic compounds doing shit to your brain. The difference is that the amount of damage caused is rather easily and quickly repaired if it's taken in moderation.
Also, smoking weed is carcinogenic, because smoking anything is carcinogenic.
With all of that said, I'm still glad I live in a country where if you do have a small quantity (8g the last time I was caught) of marijuana on you, the cops call you a dickhead and just confiscate it, and tell you you better not get behind a wheel for the evening.

Combining the two:
There are a heap of weed related affiliate programs.
Why not take out some ads in local "alternative" publications directing them to your site that aggregates a lot of these programs?
I'm aware that ads cost money, but often a compromise can be reached with independent publishers... Make them brownies for a month or something ;)
 
So this thread is now decidedly as much about weed as it is about money. The OP should embrace both memes here, if he can offer hand jobs, and in return he can either ask for money or bong hits. See, now we're all on topic after all.
 
lol at this thread


anyway just so all you noobs know I made $30.00 writing articles today :)

Thanks Rob TID for pointing me in the right direction....
+rep you sir
 
Re things to do for cash:
  • If you're any good at graphic design or photoshopping, there's plenty of work that needs to be done in that area.
  • If you don't mind being a total faker, there's eWhoring
  • If you don't mind being morally bankrupt, there's packaging a shitload of free worpress plugins into a wordpress install and creating a one-button-setup website builder bullshit app, and selling it to n00bs on WaFo as a WSO (only $177 for a whole bunch of free shit with a faked 3D box shot! Only 30 available!... this time)
  • White collar day job

Re Marijuana: Actually, if you think marijuana is non-toxic, you're bullshitting yourself.
Any high, be it THC, LSD or alcohol, is based off toxic compounds doing shit to your brain. The difference is that the amount of damage caused is rather easily and quickly repaired if it's taken in moderation.
Also, smoking weed is carcinogenic, because smoking anything is carcinogenic.
With all of that said, I'm still glad I live in a country where if you do have a small quantity (8g the last time I was caught) of marijuana on you, the cops call you a dickhead and just confiscate it, and tell you you better not get behind a wheel for the evening.

Combining the two:
There are a heap of weed related affiliate programs.
Why not take out some ads in local "alternative" publications directing them to your site that aggregates a lot of these programs?
I'm aware that ads cost money, but often a compromise can be reached with independent publishers... Make them brownies for a month or something ;)

Love the details into this. Affiliates are the best option. But i wont lie....I make a great pot on content and design. Id say learn a few tech aspects and see yourself zing.
 
1. Smoke weed

2. Do work

3. ???

4. Profit

For no fucking money marketing, try youtube or article marketing. Don't tell me it can't be done, I made 3 sales with Acai berries using fucking youtube!
 
i started with about $2k building zip submit polls and worked my way up until i had a big enough br to do things on a larger scale
 
I don't smoke anymore. Im on probation...

And weed doesn't affect performance at all... That is government propaganda

Ha. Ha. Ha. That was funny.

I have an idea though. In addition to doing what everyone else is suggesting- ewhoring, churning out articles on the cheap, etc., you should also look into becoming an examiner for examiner.com. it's like being an expert on some newsworthy topic and posting 2-3 times a week on it. the cool thing is that you get 10 cent per page view. just buy some traffic and get your page views up. instant cash every month. also they pay $50 per referral. I'm sure they have some topic on there that migh be a fit for you.
 
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Give a lazy person weed, and they will be lazy.
Give a hard working person weed, and they will work hard.
 
If you're not opposed to black hat methods, just PM me and I'll hook you up with what I have on tap. No affiliate links or any of that bullshit. I got the info for free and will gladly give it away to anyone in need.

The important thing to remember (and I'm sure you know this) is just to lay low and cover your ass when using black hat marketing. Don't do it for too long and just roll your profits (start-up capital) over into white hat ventures. My girl ran a simple CL ad and pulled in just under $2K in 2 weeks. She got banned cuz she didn't cover her ass. I pulled in just over $500 in the same time period, but I didn't get banned cuz I took some extra caution. Did it all with $0 funds, 1 CPA offer from 1 network. Nothing to brag about, but I got paid when I needed cash fast. Nuff said, hit me up and good luck.
 
The problem with weed is the same problem with television. General if you are sitting around smoking weed or sitting around watching TV, you aren't working your ass off. It's just a waste of time. If you spend your time smoking weed you're generally not spending your time with outstanding motivated people. I don't know anyone who smokes weed, drinks daily, or watches 7 hours of tv a day who is also highly productive.

Feeling good does not make money. Being pissed off and fed up makes money. If bill gates smoked weed or got laid in HS, do you think he would have spent more time programming than any other single person on earth?

If you want to make money choose how you spend your time wisely. Hit up itunes university and download some stanford technology podcasts. If you can't find successful people to hang out with, at least listen to them.
 
Fucking ignorant retards with opinions that don't know fucking SHIT because they base all their 'knowledge' off what they learn in school or see on TV.

FUCKING OPEN YOUR EYES, THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIED TO

FYI, I am not the typical 'stoner' (that i used to be) .. I am someone who has truly and i fucking mean TRULY learned how to use this plant, and its the best thing ive ever done.. so everyone who thinks they know, but have 0 experience yet spout fucking BS, go fuck yourself.

I used to weigh 400 pounts, I used to be a fat ass lazy pot smoking PIG, I used to smoke weed and get the WORSE munchies, you know fucking what? I have reprogrammed myself regarding my views on cannabis, and i now use it as an appetite suppressant.

Im currently 280, Since yesterday I have lost 4 pounds.. Ya its not healthy, I know .. but im on a fucking mission and cannabis is helping more than anyone can imagine. (I eat only unprocessed foods and only drink water)

I beg everyone, read the book that Jack Herer wrote, cannabis can save our planet, but only if EVERYONE begins educating themselves. Stop believing the lies.

OP: sorry for taking this offtopic, If you want pm me your messenger and i can likely help you out.
 
Dont let the experience get you down. Do some forum posting or content creating and get abit of cash for it. then just re-invest it.