Which "Enemy" Should We Preemptively Attack Next? Syria? Iran? North Korea?

[ly2 from WF]

It is fun to over-simplify international relations on the internet

If a republican was in office, this post would read like...

This is an outrage, this guy is literally Hitler and should face war crimes for all the children he has murdered.

 

[ly2 from WF]

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I hear Australia just found themselves some oil. They may have freedom over there, but they could always use some more freedom amirite

Second vote for Australia. I remember from playing Risk that it's really easy to defend and allows you to sit back while others waste resources against each other. Then when the time is right we can just come out into Asia like BLAUGH!!!1!!!!

 

[shindig]

Not north korea. As much as we like to inflate their threat to create fear, they're poor as fuck, even letting western tourists ride a tour train through the country to raise money.

 

[JarredLv]

Canada. They've been far too quiet for far too long.

 

[shindig]

Canada. They've been far too quiet for far too long.

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[mattseh]

Second vote for Australia. I remember from playing Risk that it's really easy to defend and allows you to sit back while others waste resources against each other. Then when the time is right we can just come out into Asia like BLAUGH!!!1!!!!

Keep a small force in no man's land as well, that just survives, gives you so many more options.

Barry, notroll

 

[erifdekciw]

Why not all 3 at the same time?

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[dmnEPC]

inb4 its none of the above.
inb4 Africa is liberated.

 

[jeffrey]

England. Those britfags aka Mattseh are SO fucking annoying.

 

[turbolapp]

Don't make me bust out the Russell Crowe look alike pic.

 

[_Richard_]

Canada

Fuck those Snow Niggers

 

[wezcountry]

England. Those britfags aka Mattseh are SO fucking annoying.

What's it to be yankee boy? England or Britain?

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

What's it to be yankee boy? England or Britain?

Or the UK....?

 

[jeffrey]

What's it to be yankee boy? England or Britain?

It's the queen is fucking cunt and has a stinky pussy.

 

[wezcountry]

It's the queen is fucking cunt and has a stinky pussy.

I arrest my case.

 

[Sevenhelmets]

The North Pole. Those punks have been sitting on top of the world for waaaaay too long I say.