Who ARE these people that are breeding?

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My uncle wanted to name his first born, Snowflake. Fucking brutal but not as bad as some of these.

My wife knows a Clint Taurus. Seems normal, sounds bad.
 


I have an Aunt she names her kids

Free Love
Stardust
Dreams....

Not as bad ass these. Free is his first name and not many people know about the middle name
 
Anyone read Ben Elton's Blind Faith yet? Everyone gives their kids names like these!
The names given to children in that book make me think maybe he's actually on the money with what our future might be like *shudder*

Like Kent Brockman, I blame modern celebrities... Naming their kids the most amazingly stupid things.
 
Some people are just romantics; they like to name their children after vacation or honeymoon spots where they were conceived, etc. like Paris or Sydney.

or Number 16 Bus Shelter.


I always liked this one:
In the strange celeb baby name department, comic/magician Penn Jillette, 50 and his wife Emily, 39 welcomed their first child, Moxie CrimeFighter (6lbs 6oz) into the world on Friday, June 3, 2005. Penn said, "We chose her middle name because when she’s pulled over for speeding she can say, "'But officer, we’re on the same side. My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"
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I met a girl who honestly had the name Sarah Horney. As a joke, I wanted to ask if her middle name was 'is', but I didn't know her well enough and she seemed like the kind of person who would take offense to it (kinda shy).
 
Why doesn't the girl just tell people that her name is Tatula?

But man, those parents are really... really uneducated to think they can name their child that and have it be dandy.
 
I will never forget the first girl on girl fight in my high school.
Their names were Porsche and Chiquita.
I remember wondering of both their parents were at a loss for names, and just drove around looking for brands that sounded cool.
 
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I will never forget the first girl on girl fight in my high school.
Their names were Porsche and Chiquita.
I remember wondering of both their parents were at a loss for names, and just drove around looking for brands that sounded cool.
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Just following in their mommy's family business, pole shining!

BTW, I grew up in parochial school (did 13 years in a Catholic prison) and had no idea that names like LaTonya, LaToya, Jermaine, T-Pain, P-Diddy, and Juan ever existed. Neil, Brent, Chris, Nick, Brad, Nathan were the only weird names I had ever heard of.
 
LOL, real name of someone I worked with years ago - Richard Lasasso, aka Dick Lasasso (now a few more times - faster). Poor bastard - nice guy though.
 
i was watching maury povich, and one of the girls getting paternity tested named her daughter mauryquisha aftre maury. how awesome is that?
 
funny stuff

I just met a brother and sister called cash and carrie, some parents really are just taking the piss aren't they
 
hahaha some of them are just too out there...its one thing to be original and maybe put a unique spelling on a name or bring back names that used to be popular...but get real you just make your kid look like a fruitcake...

my mom went on a kick of naming me and my brother with "good ole christian" names. Elizabeth and Matthew....why cant people bring back cool classics like darla...or get some dalton family names running around again...i used to think john boy was the dumbest name id ever heard until i unknowingly picked up a gossip rag and they had an article on baby names.

part of the reason i will not reproduce...i refuse to allow my child to sit next to a fruitcake like talula or chastity, or something. take this pent up "creativity" and name your dog or hamster!!
 
Chastity's not too bad a name... They're "virtues", and a lot of religious people name their kids after virtues. I've met a Chastity, a Charity, Hope, Joy, etc etc... Unfortunately for Hope, she got called Ho all through highschool...

But definitely, good solid English names if you're an English speaker, and avoiding celebrity names at all costs.
If you're ethnic and want to show some pride in heritage, use a REAL name from your language, not some Anglicised nonsense like Orangejello (O-ron-jeh-LO... yeah, I've actually seen it on someone's name badge at McDs)... Or maybe a French name. That's what's popular with the Sudanese down here lately, and it's kinda classy.

janwonders: That's probably what she's wishing she had instead of the kid :D
 
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