Who moved my Chuck Norris?

[Pheelix]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[geekcognito]

Probably one of my favorites:

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. [/FONT]

Hahahaha! I think that's the funniest one I've ever heard.

 

[Reefer420]

WTF was that last post.

Chuck Norris would kill that person with a single look.

I think that was the best one, LOL...


Check Norris was having sex in a tractor, one of his sperm escaped into the engine, we now know this truck as Optimus Prime!

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

 

[askthebryan]

you guys are crazy

chuck norris... enough said.