Dear concerned citizen,
I understand that you have recently come across an article from infowars.com stating that there was something more malicious behind the recent air force one photoshoot in New York. We would really appreciate it if you would stop reading and spreading this type of sensitive information as it may disrupt or delay our goal of enslaving humanity on behalf of our reptilian alien overlords. If you stop now, I will reserve a spot for you on our commitee which will allow you mate with some of the most attractive reptilians in the universe and I will grant you access to our top secret lab where you will recieve the swine flu vaccine.
Sincerely yours,
The Bilderberg Group