Wrote this earlier today after seeing her retarded ass carrying one around.
10 Reasons Why I'd Pick an iPhone over Lindsay Lohan
1) 5 Years from now, the iPhone will still look the same basic way it did the day I bought it.
2) The iPhone is fashionable. And thin.
3) After a long night of partying, I could use Google Maps, on the iPhone to navigate me home safely. And when I wake up the next morning, iPhone won't be hung over.
4) I only have to pay for the iPhone once.
5) It doesn't matter where I touch the iPhone, it will only make happy noises.
6) iPhone doesn't have freckles. Or Herpes.
7) If iPhone has a problem, it goes to Apple. Not rehab.
8) iPhone looks good in low light or bright light.
9) My iPhone will never have a coke problem.
10) I can use my iPhone to lookup pictures of Lindsay Lohan before she was trash.
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10 Reasons Why I'd Pick an iPhone over Lindsay Lohan
1) 5 Years from now, the iPhone will still look the same basic way it did the day I bought it.
2) The iPhone is fashionable. And thin.
3) After a long night of partying, I could use Google Maps, on the iPhone to navigate me home safely. And when I wake up the next morning, iPhone won't be hung over.
4) I only have to pay for the iPhone once.
5) It doesn't matter where I touch the iPhone, it will only make happy noises.
6) iPhone doesn't have freckles. Or Herpes.
7) If iPhone has a problem, it goes to Apple. Not rehab.
8) iPhone looks good in low light or bright light.
9) My iPhone will never have a coke problem.
10) I can use my iPhone to lookup pictures of Lindsay Lohan before she was trash.
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