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Enigmabomb

Enigmabomb

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If you know me at all, you'll know I'm a curmudgeon about social media. It's not going to cure aids, it's not going to suck your dick, and for 90% of small businesses out there, it can be a huge waste of time and resources.

Unfortunately, here in AZ, there is a very real contingent of people who seem to think Social will save the world and bring peace on earth. I asked to speak at their conference :music07:, and they are making me compete socially, since in reality, I'm a nobody to them. (I have like 5 followers).

The contest is on Facebook, and if you'd vote me five stars, I'd really really appreciate. I want to show these guys social isn't just for circle jerks and unicorn stalking.;)

PLEASE VOTE HERE by Giving me 5 STARS

Idea Challenges on Facebook


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Thank you! I hate to even get competitive with this whole "local twitterati" scene, but between this "Head Of XYZ Marketing Agency" and "Director of Social Strategy That" Blah blah blah I want to just roll in there as "Josh - Some guy with ideas" and drop some reality. Also, I'm taking pretentious title suggestions. Nothing with Guru or Evangelist in it.
 
Enigmabomb said:
PLEASE VOTE HERE by Giving me 5 STARS
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Done

dchuk said:
if a bunch of social media gurus lose a competition on a social network does that just immediately discount their credibility or what
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They'd probably just think Enigma is a Guru and try to network with him. They'd then state to clients that the Guru who won x competition thinks x about x and when they do work, they'll make sure it is in line with it.

Enigmabomb said:
Thank you! I hate to even get competitive with this whole "local twitterati" scene, but between this "Head Of XYZ Marketing Agency" and "Director of Social Strategy That" Blah blah blah I want to just roll in there as "Josh - Some guy with ideas" and drop some reality. Also, I'm taking pretentious title suggestions. Nothing with Guru or Evangelist in it.
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Why even have a title? If you are going to make a statement about this, then don't be like them and have a title.

kblessinggr said:
If I had a second facebook account I didn't care about I'd vote.

In the mean time I'm not giving that app this kind of access.
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Add it, then remove the app's privileges.

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Even if you don't win, Enigma, you could easily use one of the many Facebook SEO tools out there to grab all the followers to the competitor's groups/friends lists. Start brainwashing them that way and undermine the guru's. :p
 
Take the title:

World's 3rd Best Social Media Expert

Then, during the presentation you can talk about how titles don't mean anything because everyone just makes that shit up as they go.
 
Hahaha. I love the comments in this thread. There is a strong under current of subversion, which as you know, I love. You guys keep rocking it.

Thank you to everyone who voted. I know the app is a data hungry piece of the liberal fuckasphere, but I am kicking ass and just a mere 12 votes away from winning this thing.

THANK YOU!
 
I'm really confused with the concept of using social media to prove that social media doesn't work.
 
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