WickedFire: Help Me Spread My Gospel?



Thank you! I hate to even get competitive with this whole "local twitterati" scene, but between this "Head Of XYZ Marketing Agency" and "Director of Social Strategy That" Blah blah blah I want to just roll in there as "Josh - Some guy with ideas" and drop some reality. Also, I'm taking pretentious title suggestions. Nothing with Guru or Evangelist in it.

Title: "Social Media Elitist"
 
I'm really confused with the concept of using social media to prove that social media doesn't work.

I'm not trying to prove that social doesn't work. I'm trying to prove that it wont clean up oil spills, suck your dick, or cure cancer. I'm also trying to break down this unbelievable level of pretense surrounding something not very much more complicated than: Talking to people.
 
Voted twice, from fake FB accounts I make with believable looking women to befriend everyone on this board and find out what they're up to.
 
Thanks King and Medici. Apparently, the guy in first place works for, and wrote the piece of shit software that makes you hand over your first born to vote. I think it's mildly hilarious they wouldn't let him have a speaking spot. It may mean I have no chance of winning, but, such is life.
 
Little known fact: The more friends you have on facebook, the bigger your penis.

PS. Went to vote, got Geo Ip racially discriminated :(