So I've got a raccoon problem and they're tearing the hell out of my lawn at night looking for grubs, worms etc. Unfortunately I can't shoot them, so I got a humane cage trap so I can relocate them. Last night I ended up catching two possums. Let the first one go and then took the other one to a field this morning to get rid of his ass.
As I'm opening the cage up to let him out, I look down and I'm standing in a fucking pile of bees that have just realized I'm walking all over them. So I run like a bitch back to my truck. But....I left the cage sitting next to the bee hive. I had to run back into the swarm to grab my trap (thing cost me $60 bucks) and get the hell outta there. I think bee's were chasing my truck as I tore outta there. Now I've just got to catch those raccoon bastards.
Watch out for mother nature. She's just trying to take a brotha down.
As I'm opening the cage up to let him out, I look down and I'm standing in a fucking pile of bees that have just realized I'm walking all over them. So I run like a bitch back to my truck. But....I left the cage sitting next to the bee hive. I had to run back into the swarm to grab my trap (thing cost me $60 bucks) and get the hell outta there. I think bee's were chasing my truck as I tore outta there. Now I've just got to catch those raccoon bastards.
Watch out for mother nature. She's just trying to take a brotha down.
