I like red wine (on occasion). I had a pretty bad experience one time at a winery. I don't know what the fuck happened, but I ended cashing a few bottles of some house special blend wine. There was some reunion there at the time I got my wine crunk on at the winery.
After I consumed a ton of wine that evening, I had to shit my fucking brains out and there was only a two person bathroom. This particular bathroom had one urinal and one shitter. Somebody tried following me in there and I had to toss his ass out.
Make a long story short, I ended up doing the biggest walk of shame of my life. There was about 10 people waiting in line to use the bathroom after I got done. I would watch the consumption if you're not used to drinking wine. It must have been the grapes or something that fucked with my stomach, who knows.
Figured my fucked up story would enlighten somebody else who might have the same issues consuming large quantities of wine.