Woman on trial for raping 10 men



uhh....this bitch rapes dudes....who would then wake up hungover as fuck, only to realize that the bitch mike tyson'd their dicks off.......hence the penis trauma

no......i'm fine with my current situation thank you very much
 
That bitch Chris Brown'd those dudes dicks! She should never be allowed near a penis again.
 
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penis trauma, dude. penis trauma.
 
I'd had penis trauma - well, testicle trauma.

Paintball + no cup = OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW.

GF at the time gave me a hj about a week later - had bloody semen, went to the doctor (THAT was a fun story to tell him...) and found out I had a bruised nut. Not surprising since the paintball drew blood when it hit. I was on the ground for at least 15 minutes wishing someone would just shoot me when it happened.