Wonder if this homo has a fucking affiliate program for his 'product'?

[bb_wolfe]

TechEBlog World's Biggest Alarm Clock Shakes You Out of Bed, is Computer-Controlled

(Courtesy of BOFU2U and his tweet!)

Stick a dildo upright on the mattress and this "hi mom" puff would be in homo heaven.

 

[Bofu2U]

Har har har. "HI MOM!"

 

[turbolapp]

I don't know why he would have to have it so big and clunky? They have other solutions out there. Infact I've known about these types of alarms for years. My ASL teacher in college was deaf and she had a similar (yet much smaller and less likely to induce heart failure) contraption that would wake her in the mornings. As well as a lamp that was on a timer and would blink.

 

[rawbones]

you could make a hilarious farticle on dat

 

[nachoninja]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2f5Uv4z6lo]YouTube - Mom the meatloaf[/ame]

 

[barman]

that's a bed no female will ever see.

 

[dactylmedia]

so that's what a virgin's coffin looks like.

 

[wheinrome]

^^^^^
lol

 

[peterumingan02]

i can't ride on with the topic...

 

[icwkd]

That's awesome. Sometimes an alarm clock just isn't enough.

 

[acemenace]

I actually knew a husband and wife, who were both deaf, and they had a similar contraption hooked up to the doorbell.