Would You, Or Would You Run? When Is Fit Too Fit?

My litmus test is the chick can't have bigger thighs than me...

I'm pissed and annoyed at women constantly scamming us with push ups bras. Shit should be illegal.

True dat but nothing is worse than those spanx underwear that make it look like the ass is all tight and shit when in reality it's all droopy and cellulite laden. That my friends should be outlawed... That's the kinda ish that makes a man want to become a member of the slap-a-ho tribe. False advertisement is what it is.