WTF Cali Amber Alert?

Note: At this point, you may be thinking, "Wait a second. People in the U.S. get lathered up when a single kid goes missing, but are cool with blowing hundreds of innocent kids into countless pieces in other countries?!"

The answer is yes. The U.S. is pretty awesome that way.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
 


The first time I ever got an Amber alert on my cell, the marketing skeptic in me instantly thought it was one of you bastards taking on a new spam low. :thefinger:
 
Its for a good cause really, and its not their way of marketing its just their way to alert people in the area.
 
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Thanks for the tip, shit freaked me out at first because I thought it was 1984 all of a sudden and every phone I buy for eternity is gonna be auto-opted in to these things with no way to shut it off.

Still gay that its set to ON automatically.