I have started my own language of different pitches of scream, and I no longer understand a word you're saying.
WTF IS UP WITH THE ROYAL BABY?
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She's also from Cheltenham Ladies' College. I can tell you from personal (delightful) experience that girls from that place bang like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.
English all-Girls Boarding Schools: turning out nymphomaniacs since 1746.
My Grandma was best friends with her next door neighbour. They (Kate Middleton's neighbours) had a pool, and insisted anyone who used it skinny dipped. I should sell that fact to the Sun.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
"Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
Also, black Royal Baby would be awesome.