Yo im drunk

[mattfca]

 

[mattfca]

 

[mattfca]

deal closed guys, good night!

 

[Midas Touch]

deal closed guys, good night!

Better down some Red Bulls and a couple of Viagra before she gets there!! Lulz

P.S. The phrase, "Pump till you Puke" is only for weight lifting, not sex!! LOL

 

[mattfca]

drinking redbull vodka all night, and got some cialis . this shits on fire homeys

 

[Midas Touch]

drinking redbull vodka all night, and got some cialis . this shits on fire homeys

Alright then, I guess you just need to crank up the jams to stay awake until she gets there.

To steal a line from the disappointing movie The Goods, "Be sure to put a hat on Jimmy"!! LOL

 

[Midas Touch]

BTW, spoon pics tomorrow afternoon in here, or we'll know she was right and you crashed before the performance.

 

[mattfca]

oh.. i crashed before performance.

 

[steelwave]

epic failure
if your going to beg for sex, at least succeed

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Oh man. Sticky this epic thread!

 

[ThatSwissIMGuy]

epic failure
if your going to beg for sex, at least succeed

Before we can say that we need pics of the girl...

Could have been that he just sobered up enough.

 

[Firelead]

A+++++ WILL READ AGAIN

 

[steelwave]

Before we can say that we need pics of the girl...

Could have been that he just sobered up enough.

except hes watched movies with her on another occasion so he knew full well the p***y he was tryin to nail lol

 

[BigWill]

epic failure
if your going to beg for sex, at least succeed

lol this

 

[mattfca]

k guys. it wasn't begging it was persistence.
just tried to do the tap that thing.

 

[barman]

Oh, she said "keyword"?


Take dirty to me baby!

 

[Deliguy]

This thread makes me happy

 

[IronLogik]

"as serious as the potato man"

lol

 

[Midas Touch]

"as serious as the potato man"

lol

 

[mattfca]

Glad I could be of some comedic relief for all.
Will do this again.