Dear Dullspace,
Your biggest fan here. I've recently been having a hair crisis. My hair has been getting ridiculously long due to lack of time for haircuts. It now hangs down past my nose. I've kind of grown fond of the long hair and when i did go get a hair cut two weeks ago I told her to trim up the sides because they kept poking my ears and making my hair stick out wolverine style. She basically ended up giving me one of those punk skater cuts where the top is super long and the sides are super short. Like a bowl cut but instead of the top being short its super long and hangs down all over like a lesbian hair style.
At this point I don't know what I want, but I have plenty of hair to do whatever with. What sort of look should I go for?
No homo love,
Eli