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did Barman really make millions like he claims in this video? [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDJYFsotJF8]YouTube - Going Global - Black Card Unboxing By Barman (American Express Centurion)[/ame]
 
Guys my torrent just finished I'm gonna masturbate right quick but I'll be back in a couple minutes for any last questions.
 
Haha good shit, Dully. Your shameless online worship is truly well placed.

I, for one, concur on the body hair trimming. Not only does it bestow all the magnificent benefits you mentioned, it also makes you glisten like a Greek God as you confidently step out of a hot tub full of females.

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Why you made shit get real?
motherfuckers gonna drop the pressure

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Dullspace, Why does my neighbor seem to be compelled to listen to Kenny Chesney at an unecessarily loud volume? What should I do about this? I would like to avoid violence if possible as he is a country music fan and, as such, he most certainly has multiple guns.
 
Dear Dullspace,
Your biggest fan here. I've recently been having a hair crisis. My hair has been getting ridiculously long due to lack of time for haircuts. It now hangs down past my nose. I've kind of grown fond of the long hair and when i did go get a hair cut two weeks ago I told her to trim up the sides because they kept poking my ears and making my hair stick out wolverine style. She basically ended up giving me one of those punk skater cuts where the top is super long and the sides are super short. Like a bowl cut but instead of the top being short its super long and hangs down all over like a lesbian hair style.

At this point I don't know what I want, but I have plenty of hair to do whatever with. What sort of look should I go for?

No homo love,
Eli
 
Dear Dullspace,
Your biggest fan here. I've recently been having a hair crisis. My hair has been getting ridiculously long due to lack of time for haircuts. It now hangs down past my nose. I've kind of grown fond of the long hair and when i did go get a hair cut two weeks ago I told her to trim up the sides because they kept poking my ears and making my hair stick out wolverine style. She basically ended up giving me one of those punk skater cuts where the top is super long and the sides are super short. Like a bowl cut but instead of the top being short its super long and hangs down all over like a lesbian hair style.

At this point I don't know what I want, but I have plenty of hair to do whatever with. What sort of look should I go for?

No homo love,
Eli



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