You ever wake up with bruises you don't remember getting?
- Thread starter Zero Cool
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when i was 14 i was in worse shape than that guy and rolling around on the floor of the local mall while telling girls they were hot and running into dudes that were much bigger than i was. not sure how i didn't get kicked out (or how we even managed to skate there in the first place). was rolling around and lying with my feet up on the wall for like 15 minutes probably. my friends lured me back to the car which i jumped out the window of when we got to this girls house. then i pee'd on her bushes, passed out in her yard and got taken to the hospital in an ambulance because a cop happened to be driving by.
i got totally fucking wasted in college, and i was running down the street pulling up "for sale" and politician support signs on people's lawns and moving them to other random houses further down the block (har har) at which point I sliced my hand open on one of the signs. I didn't notice the cut cause of the booze and kept it up for a little while longer, COVERING myself in blood in the process (like john McLane amounts,) until I passed out in my friends' bathroom.
Some chick walked in the next morning and lost it cause she thought i was dead, which woke me up and then i went a little crazy cause i couldn't remember any of what happened and i was covered in blood.
my friends explained it to me over some breakfast beers while i mopped up the floor and walls of their bathroom.
Some chick walked in the next morning and lost it cause she thought i was dead, which woke me up and then i went a little crazy cause i couldn't remember any of what happened and i was covered in blood.
my friends explained it to me over some breakfast beers while i mopped up the floor and walls of their bathroom.
I think in my entire life, I've probably only truly "blacked out" and not been able to remember anything from the night before about 3 times total.
You have to drink a lot to completely "black out". Most people will get sick before this point and their body will shut them down. A lot of people who drink heavily can still remember the night before... it might not be completely clear... but they at least remember the basic idea of what went on.
That being said, this guy is jacked beyond belief.
You have to drink a lot to completely "black out". Most people will get sick before this point and their body will shut them down. A lot of people who drink heavily can still remember the night before... it might not be completely clear... but they at least remember the basic idea of what went on.
That being said, this guy is jacked beyond belief.