You goin' to jail now!

TechS

Memento mori
Nov 29, 2011
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Out of the tens of thousands of trashy viral video's I've seen, nothing rivals this video in its justice, timing, humor, serendipity, spectacle, and violence.

Instant classic, bravo.

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That was a nice punch nigga....if she want's to be treated like a man, that's what she gets.
 
You guys really don't understand how much I love this video.

"You going to jail now!" is officially my new catchphrase, ima say that shit before I do anything from now on.

I mean, if you look at it from a boxing perspective, the uppercut has a pretty solid foundation. Good stance, nice rotation and follow through. I really think this transcends just a punch though, I'd classify it more as a Wallop.
 
eh...i find no humour in this. Obviously she is a major loser who needs help.
IF i was there i'd probably have been arrested for beating the piss out of the bus driver after he thought it was ok to smack a female in public.

Just recently, i went through one of those moments where you are not sure if you should intervene. It was in China, the middle of China. Some asshole was screaming at his woman, who was down on the pavement, people walking around like it wasn't happening, she was screaming and crying. He was screaming at her with venom, you know spittle flying out of his mouth, in a full rage. I don't speak much mandarin, but it was nothing good he was telling her. I slowed down to a stop and just watched from about thirty feet away, and a little behind him. Then he grabbed her arm and started yanking her violently across the ground, meanwhile she is screaming both in pain and humiliation.
Me, white as can be, cant speak any mandarin, and thinking im about to see the inside of a chinese jail cell. I yell to him to stop it, its enough. I start walking at him, he sees me, and crouches down a bit because im about twice his size, weight for sure. Im a bit drunk and really mad at seeing some young girl yanked across the ground like garbage.
Then another guy joins in and starts yelling at him in mandarin, which causes joe rage to bend down and speak softly and nicely to the girl.
She stood up and threw a shirt at him and stomped off, with him following behind.

You need to draw a line in the sand.
Was the girl in this video wrong? 100% Should a large man smack her so hard it gets compared to death moves in video games? NO
In the end he loses.
 
In the end he loses.

So women can attack you in harsher ways than physical? They can lie, cheat on you, steal, be vindictive, passive aggressive, psychologically abusive, and a thousand other ways they play games. But EVEN IF they put their hands on you and step into man's world, you can't hit them back? What happens when a woman goes ballistic on you and doesn't stop attacking? Because I have been in that place. And I can tell you, when a man is "venomously" yelling at a woman with so much rage that spit is flying, it's not for no reason, and she's not a damsel in distress, and you aren't a white knight. She did SOMETHING. Does it mean it's time to hit her? No. But in the case of the bus driver above, that's just an old man teaching a young person a couple life lessons that may ultimately save her life.

I think in the end she loses as well, maybe a thousand or so braincells?

I roffled!
 
eh...i find no humour in this. Obviously she is a major loser who needs help.
IF i was there i'd probably have been arrested for beating the piss out of the bus driver after he thought it was ok to smack a female in public.

Just recently, i went through one of those moments where you are not sure if you should intervene. It was in China, the middle of China. Some asshole was screaming at his woman, who was down on the pavement, people walking around like it wasn't happening, she was screaming and crying. He was screaming at her with venom, you know spittle flying out of his mouth, in a full rage. I don't speak much mandarin, but it was nothing good he was telling her. I slowed down to a stop and just watched from about thirty feet away, and a little behind him. Then he grabbed her arm and started yanking her violently across the ground, meanwhile she is screaming both in pain and humiliation.
Me, white as can be, cant speak any mandarin, and thinking im about to see the inside of a chinese jail cell. I yell to him to stop it, its enough. I start walking at him, he sees me, and crouches down a bit because im about twice his size, weight for sure. Im a bit drunk and really mad at seeing some young girl yanked across the ground like garbage.
Then another guy joins in and starts yelling at him in mandarin, which causes joe rage to bend down and speak softly and nicely to the girl.
She stood up and threw a shirt at him and stomped off, with him following behind.

You need to draw a line in the sand.
Was the girl in this video wrong? 100% Should a large man smack her so hard it gets compared to death moves in video games? NO
In the end he loses.

Why do you have to be so sexist? Aren't women equal to men?
 
Someone needs to explain to me how after he cracks her and throws her out of the bus and begins to close the door, how did she have the strength to hope back on the bus before the doors close. God damn, such a mean punch and she came right back in for more.
 
Had to be done:
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eh...i find no humour in this. Obviously she is a major loser who needs help.
IF i was there i'd probably have been arrested for beating the piss out of the bus driver after he thought it was ok to smack a female in public.

Just recently, i went through one of those moments where you are not sure if you should intervene. It was in China, the middle of China. Some asshole was screaming at his woman, who was down on the pavement, people walking around like it wasn't happening, she was screaming and crying. He was screaming at her with venom, you know spittle flying out of his mouth, in a full rage. I don't speak much mandarin, but it was nothing good he was telling her. I slowed down to a stop and just watched from about thirty feet away, and a little behind him. Then he grabbed her arm and started yanking her violently across the ground, meanwhile she is screaming both in pain and humiliation.
Me, white as can be, cant speak any mandarin, and thinking im about to see the inside of a chinese jail cell. I yell to him to stop it, its enough. I start walking at him, he sees me, and crouches down a bit because im about twice his size, weight for sure. Im a bit drunk and really mad at seeing some young girl yanked across the ground like garbage.
Then another guy joins in and starts yelling at him in mandarin, which causes joe rage to bend down and speak softly and nicely to the girl.
She stood up and threw a shirt at him and stomped off, with him following behind.

You need to draw a line in the sand.
Was the girl in this video wrong? 100% Should a large man smack her so hard it gets compared to death moves in video games? NO
In the end he loses.

Any emotionally balanced man use fists as a last resort. Don't mix some psychos who beat the shit out of innocent girls with normal guys. Beating a woman/kid is probably the last thing the normal guys would do.