Can't...too busy screwin around with losers like you...
You've got to realize that if you want to seem professional in a setting, you'll have to market yourself. You're currently making yourself seem like the biggest douchebag I've ever seen online, which is a great way to
not market yourself.
If you haven't bothered to look at the Crack's stickied guide, check it out. There is quite a bit of awesome information on there. Some highlights:
All of the people on here will still be there even after you've taken the three and a half minutes you needed to make sure your pitch thread was perfect. Slow the fuck down. This isn't a race.
You're pitch thread was a nice attempt at trying to fit in, as Yaxx stated. However, it's not a way to market yourself, and doesn't make you seem "cool" in any way, shape, or form. It makes you seem desperate to belong.
Anyone whose skin isn’t tough enough to stick around here is promptly thrown out with the garbage. And that's that. So don't go worrying about offending anyone around here, because it's damn near impossible for you to do so.
The weak rebuttals that you're throwing out at everyone who gives you criticism isn't impressing anyone, and isn't offending anyone either. You could stick around and have a shitty comment about anything anyone says about your writing style, or you can prove us wrong through your writing, which you have yet to do.
And networking. You're not networking yourself at all. You're making yourself someone to stay away from, as you seem to not want to follow anyone's advice.
I can see someone asking you to rewrite an article because you misunderstood the point of the topic (it
will happen), and you subsequently bitch them out and disappear. Not a good track record to get, and at the rate your attitude seems now, a track record you will soon receive.
So you have a talent. You're Indian, and you can write in okay English. That's great. Instead of focusing on your dick in your initial content thread, and then proceeding to ramble about pointless bullshit, try explaining why you're a good writer, and why you should be hired.
Do these things, and maybe you'll last around here. And maybe I'll give you your rep back. For now, you have to earn it, unless someone else finds you worthy.
Human