You Know You Are Too Far Into Online Marketing When...

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glowleaf said:
You Know You Are Too Far Into Online Marketing When...

...you start spamming your own splogs.
...you consider buying real estate and check with the local police department if it was previously flagged with fraudulent activity.
...you specifically ask for internet access at your vacation hotel. Nothing else matters.
...you discover a new great restaurant in town and try to negotiate a commission with the owner for referring customers.
...you date a girl for the first time and then check her background references.
...you write down your email address when the shop employee asks for your credit card.
...you buy 20-30 new books for your library just to keep the content fresh.
...you respect spiders.
...you have the complete gallery of failpics and demotivationals on your cellphone to reply to silly remarks on the road.
...you ask your mechanic on what new plugins he can install to your car.
...you describe 3-times-in-a-row-sex as a "unique visit"
...you dress up your daughter for her theater with flashing neon lights spelling "www.dadsawesomesite.com"
...you feel unable to concentrate on reading a book because it has no flashing banners around it.
...you claim you had no-follow but she claims the baby is yours.
...you try to settle the above situation with whois records.
...you can argue on the same subject for 5 days in a row with 2 hour intervals.
...you start looking for "tracking hardware" as soon as your daughter turns 15.
...and then discuss on the best brand with your buddies.
...you try to find a way to monetize the heap of family photos.
...you reply to the above line with "Yeah, look at all that content!"
...you lie to your friends about the elephant that trashed your house, just to make them come over en masse.
...you ask for a girl's email and then zip submit it. On 17 different offers.
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WIN.
 


glowleaf said:
You Know You Are Too Far Into Online Marketing When...

...you start spamming your own splogs.
...you consider buying real estate and check with the local police department if it was previously flagged with fraudulent activity.
...you specifically ask for internet access at your vacation hotel. Nothing else ........ [snip]
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that just made my day.
 
Affiliace.com said:
... you are considering the name for your first baby and HAVE TO check the domain name availability of every name your partner suggests...

I need a holiday!
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That is soo true.

Luckily I have the first names domains of both of my kids :music06:
 
glowleaf said:
Oh, got a new one, because I just did it!

You Know You Are Too Far Into Online Marketing When...

... you Google search your own guide to remember how to fix that little nagging tech issue.
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You go into your own blog to find that Free Icon site / script / whatever you wrote about.

Can't count the number of times I did that already.

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HarveyJ said:
Wait wait wait... Let's say you did get firstnamelastname.com for the kid, and slapped down a 10year rego on it.

If the registrar goes under and buggers up its database of who's got what, do you have to rename the kid?
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Yes. Stupid question.

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...you call labor and delivery download and install.

My wife got really mad when I called it that during the birth of our lovely twins, Mileycyrus Dotcom and Jonasbrothers Dotorg. My wife was so mad, she wouldn't let me use her plugin api for months.
 
glowleaf said:
You Know You Are Too Far Into Online Marketing When...

...you start spamming your own splogs.
...you consider buying real estate and check with the local police department if it was previously flagged with fraudulent activity.
...you specifically ask for internet access at your vacation hotel. Nothing else matters.
...you discover a new great restaurant in town and try to negotiate a commission with the owner for referring customers.
...you date a girl for the first time and then check her background references.
...you write down your email address when the shop employee asks for your credit card.
...you buy 20-30 new books for your library just to keep the content fresh.
...you respect spiders.
...you have the complete gallery of failpics and demotivationals on your cellphone to reply to silly remarks on the road.
...you ask your mechanic on what new plugins he can install to your car.
...you describe 3-times-in-a-row-sex as a "unique visit"
...you dress up your daughter for her theater with flashing neon lights spelling "www.dadsawesomesite.com"
...you feel unable to concentrate on reading a book because it has no flashing banners around it.
...you claim you had no-follow but she claims the baby is yours.
...you try to settle the above situation with whois records.
...you can argue on the same subject for 5 days in a row with 2 hour intervals.
...you start looking for "tracking hardware" as soon as your daughter turns 15.
...and then discuss on the best brand with your buddies.
...you try to find a way to monetize the heap of family photos.
...you reply to the above line with "Yeah, look at all that content!"
...you lie to your friends about the elephant that trashed your house, just to make them come over en masse.
...you ask for a girl's email and then zip submit it. On 17 different offers.
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Funniest shit I've read in a looooong time!
 
coglethorpe said:
...you call labor and delivery download and install.

My wife got really mad when I called it that during the birth of our lovely twins, Mileycyrus Dotcom and Jonasbrothers Dotorg. My wife was so mad, she wouldn't let me use her plugin api for months.
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Ultimate geekiness. The fact that we find it so hilarious is even more geeky.
 
When you wake up at noon, roll out of bed to check how much money you made overnight, go outside and fuck around before going back home during the evening and make some more monies online.
 
I actually did that with both my sons. For the second son, I had to ad the first initial of my last name to get it.
 
emp said:
You go into your own blog to find that Free Icon site / script / whatever you wrote about.
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The other day I was having trouble remembering how to do some htaccess operation, so I Google'd it... got a post of mine on WMW answering the question I was asking.

I schooled myself.
 
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