You know you're an internet marketer if...

[Garyrae]

You can't help but laugh when a salesman tries to hard-sell you something.

Was talking to a woman and a Sky TV kiosk in a mall and laughed in her face when she tried the "And you get ALL THIS INCLUDED AT NO EXTRA COST" line.

 

[AustinP]

when you see an infomercial on TV and go Google the name of it + "scam" to see what the shit is really about. how can they offer you 3 for 9.95 !?!??!?!?!!

This.

 

[Chianti]

... go straight to page two, where the 'real' SERP results start.

 

[WingAndAPrayer]

Your only nightmare in recent memory was google related

 

[flx89]

If you think of google instead of zoo when you hear "panda."

lol, that was the correct one

you know you'r into IM if you laugh every time you hear about weight loss products

 

[webdesignsbyapw]

When every time see a freaking' Volkswagen w/ the symbol on the front and you think outloud "WORDPRESS"!

 

[monies]

I might be crazy, but does anybody else ever let people pitch them shit they have absolutely no intention of buying, just to see if you can learn anything from the pitch?

I do this too. Few days ago I let two mormon guys try to pitch me, which I have to say was pretty weak. They had no rebuttals to my questions, all they could say was "yes I know what you mean". In the end I convinced those guys to look up "The God Delusion" book. hahaha

 

[ctfd1]

you refer to going out with different chicks as split testing pussy

chick has lotsa make up on = bitch is cloaking

"opens" to lays ratio = conversion rate

 

[Garrett]

chick has lotsa make up on = bitch is cloaking

AHAHAHAHA!!! now that is fucking hilarious

 

[TechS]

You guys suck at this…

You know you’re an internet marketer if:
You find yourself checking campaign stats on your phone while you’re out drinking.

 

[TechS]

You try to convince yourself you won’t be as obsessive and will spend more time researching promotional methods and testing new campaigns, but you can’t help but keep checking your stats on a successful campaign every 20 minutes.

 

[Mugshot]

if someone asks you for paper clips and you tell them to use adwords.

 

[Sharksfan]

you refer to going out with different chicks as split testing pussy

Winner!

 

[ebtek]

I might be crazy, but does anybody else ever let people pitch them shit they have absolutely no intention of buying, just to see if you can learn anything from the pitch?

i do this

 

[ademkow]

When its a FRIDAY night and you are on WICKEDFIRE!!!!!

 

[IceToEskimos]

When its a FRIDAY night and you are on WICKEDFIRE!!!!!

really.

 

[avatar33]

when money in your paypal account doesn't actually count as real money...

 

[chedelic]

when everyone thinks you're a drug dealer and won't believe otherwise.

 

[jaxstar]

People ask how much you make off a site. Do I ask you how much you make at your job?

 

[lose lose win]

When you are constantly pointing out to your gf that she has fallen for clever marketing, and are annoyed when she fails to recognize it for herself.