You know you're an internet marketer if...

[handrewrites]

You feel very, very sorry for brick-and-mortar small business owners.

 

[kingscotty38]

Well I have an example which kind of pertains.

I was split testing ways for the best method of treating calluses on my hands.(caused from weightlifting & boxing) There are about 6 of them on both palms and treated them in 3 different ways. I've now found a winner and will be using that method to treat future calluses.

It seems like common sense to mostly everybody here, but you'd be surprised how many people don't actually think this way.

 

[Shaz07]

You get pissed that your own family member fell for it.

 

[dmnEPC]

Well I have an example which kind of pertains.

I was split testing ways for the best method of treating calluses on my hands.(caused from weightlifting & boxing) There are about 6 of them on both palms and treated them in 3 different ways. I've now found a winner and will be using that method to treat future calluses.

It seems like common sense to mostly everybody here, but you'd be surprised how many people don't actually think this way.

Have you put together a calluse lander yet?

 

[Russ86]

When every time you buy something, you get struck with curiosity about EMD availability and marketing potential for that product.

 

[clyde]

You saw a rainbow and you thought of Google.

 

[metalshark]

You constantly focus on what your idiot friends/relatives like and buy in an attempt to create better targeting FB ads.

 

[7Radu]

when money in your paypal account doesn't actually count as real money...

i thought i was the only one who played monopoly with those

 

[titanium777]

You forget that Facebook was created to socialize

 

[Dresden14]

you see the "Win a FREE vacation" kiosk at the mall and your mind screams LEAD GENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Rofl.... This one, baahahahahaaa (or the car with idiots filling out the forms)

 

[Dr_Ngo]

You facepalm when someone on your newsfeed talks about a "free starbucks gift card" they entered to win.

 

[Scheme]

When 80% of your day is spent on Wickedfire, and masturbation.

 

[JCash]

you were interviewed 3 years ago by one of the prosper guys and it's still in your sig

 

[Dwight Schrute]

you were interviewed 3 years ago by one of the prosper guys and it's still in your sig

 

[Suspect Device]

When you actually start reading and paying attention to TOS and Disclaimers everywhere you go.

 

[amateursurgeon]

I might be crazy, but does anybody else ever let people pitch them shit they have absolutely no intention of buying, just to see if you can learn anything from the pitch?

Yes. I frequently give them feedback on how to improve it as well, if they're open to it.

Last time was when I saw some girl trying to get people to trial out an e-cig at London Euston station. I was half way through showing her how to use benefits better when her body language started telling me she wanted to close more than just a sale. I had to quickly drop in the fact I was off home to meet my wife, just to clear up any confusion.

 

[amateursurgeon]

You know you're an Internet marketer when...

You're looking for a new house and the first thing you check is the Internet connection speed.

 

[WesleyIDX]

you get punched by your buddy, after he finds out he was getting rebilled, and he thinks all rebills go directly into your wallet.

Happened to me.... LOL

 

[taktikz]

 

[Kstanki2]

When no one knows what you mean by 'DP garbage' in a web development class.