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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams


That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence. - Christopher Hitchens
 
"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y'all."

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

- Iron Mike Tyson
 
"Of all the words of tongue and pen, the sadest are, 'it might have been'."

Diane to Sam on Cheers.... OK I know it is attributable to another but this is where I heard it.

Also, I know it is about love... but I read it as - "Don't think about it - Do It."
 
I accept the existence of people without ambition, but I can't comprehend the condition.
 
My personal favourites.....


There is something to learn even from a pair of walking legs; the foot that is forward has no pride and the other foot has no shame; they both know their situation will change.


An entrepreneur will spend a few years like most people won't, so he can spend the rest of his life like most people can't.
 
People are like Slinkys, not much good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
 
"What's wrong with busting a bitches lip open" -Ryan Eagle

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I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence.
- Ayrton Senna



Money doesn't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.
 
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All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.
Benjamin Franklin

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin


He in whom the fear of sin comes before wisdom, his wisdom will endure; but he in whom wisdom comes before the fear of sin, his wisdom will not endure.
Mishna 9

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest.
Ecclesiastes

Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
Ecclesiastes