Your Most Ridiculous Purchase



- Most of my 3am "awesome idea brah!" domain names over the years. Resulted in $100k's in purchases and 'shit I forgot to cancel it!' renewal fees. I still get the emails to this day and can never figure out where some of these are, in which sub-account. GAH!!!!

- Chartered helicopter rides all over the Northeast when I was too young to drink and gamble, but had the cash and figured "they won't care". Well, they cared.

- Not sure if its a real purchase.. but leaving AdWords campaigns running by mistake for very expensive kw's pointing to domains that had expired. More than a few times unfortunately. Those really hurt too, because you know the only imbecile to blame for that fuck up is yourself.

Sounds like you need a system to organize those domains!

I am anal about my auto-renews. I also don't own 100k's worth of domains though.
 
- Most of my 3am "awesome idea brah!" domain names over the years. Resulted in $100k's in purchases and 'shit I forgot to cancel it!' renewal fees. I still get the emails to this day and can never figure out where some of these are, in which sub-account. GAH!!!!

- Not sure if its a real purchase.. but leaving AdWords campaigns running by mistake for very expensive kw's pointing to domains that had expired. More than a few times unfortunately. Those really hurt too, because you know the only imbecile to blame for that fuck up is yourself.


OMG! What Jon said. I have spent more money on 3 am awesome domain ideas than I care to remember or admit. That's how I ended up with over 400 domains before I knew how to build a website. Things seem so brilliant at 3am!
 
my most ridiculous purchase? Lewis Black tickets.

I dated a girl who loved Lewis Black, so I bought tickets last minute for a few hundred bucks. Turns out I stepped on her BFF's toes because they always dreamed of seeing Lewis Black together. Not only was it a worthless and utterly unfunny show, she dumped me right afterwards.

fuck you Lewis Black!
(finally I get to say it!)

How can you not like Lewis Black? You must hate his politics, because he is high-larious!
 
Not a very big purchase compared to some of you, but sometime last year I registered about $300 worth of new domains and just a few weeks ago it auto-renewed and I paid another $300.

The domains are worth nothing and I haven't even developed a single one of them. lol
 
I paid $1500 euros for a 50 minute flight from Malaga Spain to Lisbon Portugal because of idiotic train routes (and I suspect track widths) that would've made that journey a 8 hour trek with a 2 year old who was under the weather.


Then paid another $400 in bag/fuel overages since europeans apparently don't get the concept of taking more than a bag or two when you're traveling with young children for 5 weeks.

Whatever. At least we didn't have to take that fucking train.
 
I paid $1500 euros for a 50 minute flight from Malaga Spain to Lisbon Portugal because of idiotic train routes (and I suspect track widths) that would've made that journey a 8 hour trek with a 2 year old who was under the weather.


Then paid another $400 in bag/fuel overages since europeans apparently don't get the concept of taking more than a bag or two when you're traveling with young children for 5 weeks.

Whatever. At least we didn't have to take that fucking train.
Taxi would have probly been like a quarter of that. Add in waiting in line at airport and time taken would have been about the same.

Stupidest thing I ever bought, a good few years ago me and a friend decided to buy a kilo of weed. Cant remember exactly what it cost but it was around the €6000 mark. We had a plan to sell it all off and double our money. Fast forward a few months and we were still incredibly baked and had probly sold about €100 of weed in total.

Reminiscing now but I remember my mom finding the shopping bag full of weed in my room and being totally naive to all drug related things taught it was like a €50 bag and just left it there, she told me about it a few weeks later.
 
I will just say that I am not allowed to go within sight distance of a Porsche dealership.

That is all.

Frank
 
My dumbest purchase yet has been my university education. It's locked up years 18-22 of the prime of my life and I didn't realize until it was too late that "business school" is just a machine that funnels you into mid-level management positions in Fortune 500 companies. I thought it had something to do with entrepreneurship and ambition, and I feel like it's drilled both out of me.

Agreed. Undergrad was the stupidest thing I've spent serious money on. $10k/year for four years. Wish I'd gone to CC for undergrad and then spent good money on grad school.
 
Bought a tanning bed that is sitting in my basement and has never been hooked up.
I think that wins for most ridiculous. Unless you bought it to try and get chicks to your basement, so as to lessen the creepiness factor over how you used to try and get them to your basement... Or not...:playboy_sml:
870 SqFt condo for $349,900 in 2004

Worth around $260,000 today.
And renting instead would probably have had you "lose" a similar amount of money (depending on where you live). People tend to analyze real estate swings without evaluating what you would have paid in rent. Adding interest, taxes, and insurance change things a bit, but it's not as bad of a loss as it seems, since you would have been throwing away money on a rental anyway.
 
I rap as a hobby so when the monies started pouring in I decided to buy this:

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It's a Neumann U87 which retails at a cool $3200. It's the recording industry standard and pretty much anytime you see an established artist in the studio, it'll be with this mic.

How much do I record? Like once a year because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

And for a while my weed budget was ~ $1500 a month.