Bought a tanning bed that is sitting in my basement and has never been hooked up.
Probably for the best, tan people are not to be trusted.
Bought a tanning bed that is sitting in my basement and has never been hooked up.
Bought $1500 worth of golf balls with my company logo on it.
So how many branded balls can you get for $1500. lol
- Most of my 3am "awesome idea brah!" domain names over the years. Resulted in $100k's in purchases and 'shit I forgot to cancel it!' renewal fees. I still get the emails to this day and can never figure out where some of these are, in which sub-account. GAH!!!!
- Chartered helicopter rides all over the Northeast when I was too young to drink and gamble, but had the cash and figured "they won't care". Well, they cared.
- Not sure if its a real purchase.. but leaving AdWords campaigns running by mistake for very expensive kw's pointing to domains that had expired. More than a few times unfortunately. Those really hurt too, because you know the only imbecile to blame for that fuck up is yourself.
- Most of my 3am "awesome idea brah!" domain names over the years. Resulted in $100k's in purchases and 'shit I forgot to cancel it!' renewal fees. I still get the emails to this day and can never figure out where some of these are, in which sub-account. GAH!!!!
- Not sure if its a real purchase.. but leaving AdWords campaigns running by mistake for very expensive kw's pointing to domains that had expired. More than a few times unfortunately. Those really hurt too, because you know the only imbecile to blame for that fuck up is yourself.
my most ridiculous purchase? Lewis Black tickets.
I dated a girl who loved Lewis Black, so I bought tickets last minute for a few hundred bucks. Turns out I stepped on her BFF's toes because they always dreamed of seeing Lewis Black together. Not only was it a worthless and utterly unfunny show, she dumped me right afterwards.
fuck you Lewis Black!
(finally I get to say it!)
- Most of my 3am "awesome idea brah!" domain names over the years. Resulted in $100k's in purchases and 'shit I forgot to cancel it!' renewal fees. I still get the emails to this day and can never figure out where some of these are, in which sub-account. GAH!!!!
re: Cuban Cigars, I know of at least 2 WF'ers who can get them for ya dirt cheap, if they're reading this, hopefully they'll PM you.
Taxi would have probly been like a quarter of that. Add in waiting in line at airport and time taken would have been about the same.I paid $1500 euros for a 50 minute flight from Malaga Spain to Lisbon Portugal because of idiotic train routes (and I suspect track widths) that would've made that journey a 8 hour trek with a 2 year old who was under the weather.
Then paid another $400 in bag/fuel overages since europeans apparently don't get the concept of taking more than a bag or two when you're traveling with young children for 5 weeks.
Whatever. At least we didn't have to take that fucking train.
My dumbest purchase yet has been my university education. It's locked up years 18-22 of the prime of my life and I didn't realize until it was too late that "business school" is just a machine that funnels you into mid-level management positions in Fortune 500 companies. I thought it had something to do with entrepreneurship and ambition, and I feel like it's drilled both out of me.
I think that wins for most ridiculous. Unless you bought it to try and get chicks to your basement, so as to lessen the creepiness factor over how you used to try and get them to your basement... Or not...Bought a tanning bed that is sitting in my basement and has never been hooked up.
And renting instead would probably have had you "lose" a similar amount of money (depending on where you live). People tend to analyze real estate swings without evaluating what you would have paid in rent. Adding interest, taxes, and insurance change things a bit, but it's not as bad of a loss as it seems, since you would have been throwing away money on a rental anyway.870 SqFt condo for $349,900 in 2004
Worth around $260,000 today.