YOUR PLANS FOR YEAR 2014 ?



1. Be a sick cunt.
2. Sculpt a body like the Gods.
3. Collect cones and cash.
4. Give the 1,329,293 women I come across this year the D.
5. Wreck at least 3-4 more Lamborginis.
6. Build another private island.
7. Send Google Employees 50,000 AOL Free Trial CDs.
8. Finish my personal novel: Fuckbook, send Mark Zuckerberg a copy.
9. Send CC another tourbillon watch.
10. Get a PM back from Grindstone, take over the intertubes.
11. Build a castle next to King Jhoffey.
12. Own a time machine, go back to the day Tavin felt some type of way.
13. Make a batch of Michelle Obama’s shortbread cookies, throw them in the trash.
13. Run every red light, live life with more risk. I will become wiser at saving time.
14. Go to the movies alone, talk on my phone the entire time.
15. Reopen the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory in America, sell fresh produce.
16. Throw a TV out the window once a month.
17. Own a huge amount of books. 1000+. Read the cover, burn them all.
18. Speak to a crowd of 4000+. Motivate them to buy whatever I'm selling.
19. Sit on porch in rocking chair, watching sun slowly fade. Reminisce about Pewep.
20. Have a website. Make a big impact in someone's life: Sell dick enhancement pills.
21. Eat, sleep, rave. Repeat.
22. Take the first step out into public, become instantly famous from aesthetics.
23. Make a sex tape with every female celebrity, promise to never sell it. Donate it.
24. Walk consciously only part way toward goals and then leap in the dark to success.
 
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Stop smoking black n milds tbh. I feel like it hurts my production. It also doesn't help when I play football and basketball... smh. I hate how I had so much energy and now I have almost zero. I never thought it would be so hard to stop smoking. Hopefully after I stop smoking I work smarter.
 
A) Figure out how to get rid of these god damn stress headaches that put a halt on everything I'm working on.

B) Stay sober.

C) A + B
 
Ive been working on getting my daughter to learn how to do a spinning heal kick (she is 7), I think we will get it in 2014. She refuses to jump off a diving board, ill try to get that one in 2014 too.

I will be introducing target shooting with her this year too, goal will be for her to think its fun and respect it.

find a better fishing spot then we had last year too.

Im going to write a check and put it on the wall and Im going to make it good by the end of the year.
 
1. Get in better shape
- implement eat, stop, eat fasting routine
- maintain lifting routine but work more on dem legs

2. Grow POF's presence in France and Spain so you gents have some traffic to purchase there.

3. Be a more attentive parent to my doges

4. Get 5 more guys consistently spending over $1k/day on ads.pof.com

5. Blog more.

6. Travel w/ wifey more before we hunker down and spawn offspring
 

I actually seen that, and it was a really good documentary. It caught the entire learning progression of that little guy cracking nuts. His mom had to come over and help him that time, but he eventually figured out that rocks are better than wood for opening nuts.
 
I think B may solve for A if I'm not mistaken?​

Eh, it's a chicken and egg thing I think. At least it was for me. Sometimes the stress headaches lead to not staying sober and not staying sober frequently leads to more stress headaches. That second part was especially true on the occasions when I got to wear those pretty shiny bracelets the nice officers always carried with them. Sometimes not drinking anymore really fucking blows, but every morning when I get up and don't feel like total shit (and know where I am), I'm glad I gave it up.

For reals though, staying sober will help with the stress headaches, but there'll always be this thing called life that re-introduces you to them on occasion.

My goals this year:

  1. Finish paying off student loans
  2. Finally quit smoking (tabacco that is, not giving up the grren leaf)
  3. Finish paying off student loans
  4. Help more people with this online thing. I'm good at what I do, but there's a ton that I don't fucking know. Knowledge exchange yo!
  5. Finish paying off my student loans
  6. Stop worring about paying off my student loans because I've finally got that shit done.

I need to take better care of my health, but if it means those fucking loans are gone, i won't move from this chair the whole damned year.

Good luck to everyone this year. I hope you all ball out in the coming year.