1. Be a sick cunt.
2. Sculpt a body like the Gods.
3. Collect cones and cash.
4. Give the 1,329,293 women I come across this year the D.
5. Wreck at least 3-4 more Lamborginis.
6. Build another private island.
7. Send Google Employees 50,000 AOL Free Trial CDs.
8. Finish my personal novel: Fuckbook, send Mark Zuckerberg a copy.
9. Send CC another tourbillon watch.
10. Get a PM back from Grindstone, take over the intertubes.
11. Build a castle next to King Jhoffey.
12. Own a time machine, go back to the day Tavin felt some type of way.
13. Make a batch of Michelle Obama’s shortbread cookies, throw them in the trash.
13. Run every red light, live life with more risk. I will become wiser at saving time.
14. Go to the movies alone, talk on my phone the entire time.
15. Reopen the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory in America, sell fresh produce.
16. Throw a TV out the window once a month.
17. Own a huge amount of books. 1000+. Read the cover, burn them all.
18. Speak to a crowd of 4000+. Motivate them to buy whatever I'm selling.
19. Sit on porch in rocking chair, watching sun slowly fade. Reminisce about Pewep.
20. Have a website. Make a big impact in someone's life: Sell dick enhancement pills.
21. Eat, sleep, rave. Repeat.
22. Take the first step out into public, become instantly famous from aesthetics.
23. Make a sex tape with every female celebrity, promise to never sell it. Donate it.
24. Walk consciously only part way toward goals and then leap in the dark to success.