From the makers of Rebecca Black



heal your ears

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpUKVfU3A2E&]YouTube - Edge of The World by Faith No More[/ame]
 
My favorite:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkp0e0Vj4lI]YouTube - Danika, I Don't Need you Boy (Official Video)[/ame]
 
Fat housewives living through their preteen daughters ftw what a great niche to hit up.
 
BluAffiliate said:
My favorite:
(YouTube - Danika, I Don't Need you Boy)
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Hmm, I wonder what makes her your favorite? :bigear:

Does she bring out the inner pedobear in you, perhaps?

Actually she is one of the better ARK kiddies... Although her incredible overuse of hands in every sentence makes her seem worse than an Italian.

Otherwise I'd say she's a half black, half Asian kid, perhaps Vietnamese or Thai... Whadda you guys think?
 
tencentpiece said:
No, that's their whole business model.

They charge parents ~$4k to have the experience of making their own track and producing a video.

Sure it's a shame most of these girls don't have any talent and I think a lot of them are way to young (especially that blonde chick, you shouldn't be sexualisng your children like that) but for people with cash to spend $4k is certainly not a lot and it would be a pretty cool experience to have as a kid.

Some of my friends went to private schools that easily cost $40k/year and summer camps that were 10k-20k so I personally don't really see the difference between that and giving your child the experience of making their own track.

Here's the secret though guys, this music is not aimed at you. Stop fucking posting it so god damn much and you won't expose each other to it.
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$4k seems awfully low, where did you get that number? Seems like you could charge $50k plus for this.
 
NetMillion said:
? Seems like you could charge $50k plus for this.
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These things aren't going out on friggin MTV, you know; they're just putting these on YouTube. - And the production of these things can be done 100% on a cheap Mac.

Anyone want to wager that Weird Al is going to do a song about ARK soon? ;)
 
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