My Girl May Be Pregnant

[ayzo]

The doctors tried to abort me, but I was destined to be a baller.

 

[justo_tx]

Job done

^ WTF? How does that work with pregnancy? Explain..

^^ nigga you serious?

Kids sure are sheltered these days.

 

[RBWebTel]

Did you thought of any name for your coming kid?

 

[eliquid]

Kids sure are sheltered these days.

I know, at first at thought he was trollin, then i thought.. nigga you serious?

ha, i get some good chuckles from this place.

 

[Cut]

I said the exact same thing when a girl I USED TO date told me she was pregnant. I swore a lot, cried a bit, and went on a drunken sex binge for a week. Today I was just thinking about how cute my son is and couldn't imagine him not being in my life.

Same here I love having my son, it sucks when you first find out that you got a girl pregnant. It wears off when you realize that its your child and you actually see it in sonograms. Takes a lot of growing up but it is deff worth it.

But if you don't want to deal with it I suggest you move to a different country.

P.S. Babies mommas are fucking bitches.

 

[.Hack]

have fun paying off her student loans

omfg LOLOLOLOL

 

[Suspect Device]

I know, at first at thought he was trollin, then i thought.. nigga you serious?

ha, i get some good chuckles from this place.

Fuck, now I get it. I was 100% really serious, I didn't know that. I try to educate myself as mush as possible on various topics, but this slipped by.

A coat hanger, lol. Fuck me...

 

[BlueSteele]

change your name, change your hairstyle, cut all connections with your family/friends, and start a new life in mexico

^ If you're going to take any advice away from this thread...hairstyle is key to any flawless escape.

 

[amateursurgeon]

 

[eliquid]

Fuck, now I get it. I was 100% really serious, I didn't know that. I try to educate myself as mush as possible on various topics, but this slipped by.

A coat hanger, lol. Fuck me...

tell us the truth mang, did you google it after we said something?

 

[avatar33]

babynames.com

LOL

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[BigWill]

You have options

Use both for most success

 

[crackp0t]

Get a paternity test after the kid is born. If it's yours man the fuck up and take of your business.

 

[c3ns0rd]

OMFG LOL

 

[BlokBlok]

 

[ms*jedz]

I said the exact same thing when a girl I USED TO date told me she was pregnant. I swore a lot, cried a bit, and went on a drunken sex binge for a week. Today I was just thinking about how cute my son is and couldn't imagine him not being in my life.

Inspiring.

You'll make it through.

 

[Spliffic]

She needs one of these

 

[kielervan21]

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Lets hope this does not happen.
Too freaked out to explain.

Congratulations your now an instant father

 

[Practical]

LOOL

 

[jicked]

yeah if she's only been pregnant for a couple weeks sure, nothin abortion can't fix, but if she doesn't want to do it or it's been a while looks like you're gonna have to man up and start saving for diapers then college fund