You must have really pointy elbows son.
Uh, no.
Something like this, only infinitely less intentional and athletic:

You must have really pointy elbows son.
I chocked someone out to almost die. He hide my stuffs.
I chocked someone out to almost die. He hide my stuffs.
Not really knocking the guy out, but there was a guy who was trying to get with my sister (while her dudes over fighting in iraq). She was leading him on and I was driving around with her and a buddy of mine. She tells me he text'd her to drop her off at his place and my sister wants to go over there. I flipped shit calling her out for being a stupid bitch for even thinking I'd let her fuck around while her dudes over in Iraq.
The dude texts back saying im being a cock blocker and talking all kinds of shit. So I said fuck it ill drop her off. We drove up to his place and hes standing out side and I get out of the car, walked up to him, punched him in the face. and he falls to the ground and starts crying.
Sister starts flipping shit gets out and goes to comfort him and me and my buddy leave.
Apparently the guy is a big dickhead and they had just moved to our city like 6 months earlier because he was being a dickhead where ever he was previously and everyone hated him and he would always get into fights. And I found out later from my sister who came home hours later bitching at me because I had broken a screw that was in his jaw and I was going to have to pay his medical bills.
His parents never did ask for any money, because apparently they were use to their kid being a dick head and getting his ass beat for doing stupid shit.
Lots of other fighting stories, but no knockouts. Although I was in a fight where my cousin got knocked the fuck out in a 4v12 fight. leaving 3 of us (one of which bitched out an ran away) to fight 12 people. But thats a story for another time.
(inb4 cool story bro). I've certainly lived in some shitty areas, went to college in Providence, RI so I know how to defend myself (night clubs are wild, we'd drink underage and rage our balls off in most bars, was fun, would repeat again). One time I was outside ordering some street meat when some fuck face cut me in line and I told his girlfriend he was a fag or and he started shit, so I punched him in the face and knocked him out. (here is a tip in self-defense, if you smell just a little of bit of trouble starting, be the first mother fucker to swing and don't fucking stop swinging) It turned out I went to the same school as him and funny thing was we were cool about it afterwards.
i sent skoh a KO avatar smiley for something he said to me on skype...pissed me off that bad.
2nd - This is WF, home to the largest concentration of internet ballers, gangsters, and hard knocks.
One time on the street I was carrying my entire life savings to another bank.
You can carry your life savings? sucks to be you bro
You can carry your life savings? sucks to be you bro
I've broken a guys jaw with a punch but even that didn't knock him out or even drop him. Unless you sucker punch them knocking someone out in the heat of a street fight is probably easier said than done.
Tell me more, my sweet, sweet duckfaced lover.
I was around 11 years old. This brother is 4 years older than me and apparently had a lot of pent-up anger over the fact that our redneck parents don't ever pay any attention to us.FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU that had to hurt.