Have you ever KO'd someone?
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Not really knocking the guy out, but there was a guy who was trying to get with my sister (while her dudes over fighting in iraq). She was leading him on and I was driving around with her and a buddy of mine. She tells me he text'd her to drop her off at his place and my sister wants to go over there. I flipped shit calling her out for being a stupid bitch for even thinking I'd let her fuck around while her dudes over in Iraq.
The dude texts back saying im being a cock blocker and talking all kinds of shit. So I said fuck it ill drop her off. We drove up to his place and hes standing out side and I get out of the car, walked up to him, punched him in the face. and he falls to the ground and starts crying.
Sister starts flipping shit gets out and goes to comfort him and me and my buddy leave.
Apparently the guy is a big dickhead and they had just moved to our city like 6 months earlier because he was being a dickhead where ever he was previously and everyone hated him and he would always get into fights. And I found out later from my sister who came home hours later bitching at me because I had broken a screw that was in his jaw and I was going to have to pay his medical bills.
His parents never did ask for any money, because apparently they were use to their kid being a dick head and getting his ass beat for doing stupid shit.
Lots of other fighting stories, but no knockouts. Although I was in a fight where my cousin got knocked the fuck out in a 4v12 fight. leaving 3 of us (one of which bitched out an ran away) to fight 12 people. But thats a story for another time.
The dude texts back saying im being a cock blocker and talking all kinds of shit. So I said fuck it ill drop her off. We drove up to his place and hes standing out side and I get out of the car, walked up to him, punched him in the face. and he falls to the ground and starts crying.
Sister starts flipping shit gets out and goes to comfort him and me and my buddy leave.
Apparently the guy is a big dickhead and they had just moved to our city like 6 months earlier because he was being a dickhead where ever he was previously and everyone hated him and he would always get into fights. And I found out later from my sister who came home hours later bitching at me because I had broken a screw that was in his jaw and I was going to have to pay his medical bills.
His parents never did ask for any money, because apparently they were use to their kid being a dick head and getting his ass beat for doing stupid shit.
Lots of other fighting stories, but no knockouts. Although I was in a fight where my cousin got knocked the fuck out in a 4v12 fight. leaving 3 of us (one of which bitched out an ran away) to fight 12 people. But thats a story for another time.
fftopic: this is WF - we don't actually answer questions
only once, some drunk fuck came to me and asked if i was afraid to die, told him to go away. then he started pushing me X times and kept on asking if i was afraid to die, then he pushed me so hard i got into rage mode and released the kraken and gave him one hit and he went down and crawled into crash position and laid there till the police came. 
i sent skoh a KO avatar smiley for something he said to me on skype...pissed me off that bad.
One time on the street I was carrying my entire life savings to another bank. All of a sudden a 6"11 African-American Shiite gangster terrorist snuck out from a corner carrying an M60. He immediately opened fire. However I managed to dodge every bullet until I got close enough to him to deliver a swift, but non-lethal, haduken like upercut. This knocked him out immediately.
Although I was somewhat angered by his actions, instead of turning him into the authorities; I chose to personally mentor him. He is now a leading chemist at merck, with managerial/executive promotions on the table.
I'm sure everyone here knows what the feeling is like.
It depends on the moment (are they prepared?) and the person, but I agree with the OP. I do my best not to get involved with any fights these days. I've seen a lot of stupid shit and it doesn't take much for someone to end up in a hospital or a morgue.
I was around 11 years old. This brother is 4 years older than me and apparently had a lot of pent-up anger over the fact that our redneck parents don't ever pay any attention to us.
So after years of him beating me up every day after school just to pass the time, one day I'd reached my limit and I told him that I was going to make him bleed from the head if he did that chest-noogie thing again. :batman:
Of course he didn't believe me, and proceeded to give me a 1/2 hour chest noogie session that made me recess deep inside my head and think of butterflies.
When he was done and went to watch TV afterwards, I slowly came back to reality, watched where he went to sit down at the couch with his back to me, and I quietly grabbed a 2x4 sitting beside the fireplace.
I'd really had it bros; there was no way I could survive another day like that. My parents wouldn't ever help or break us up even; in fact lately they had grown tired of hearing me scream and told ME to shut up when I was being beaten like that... So I had to keep my threat.
I had no problem whatsoever sneaking up behind him and delivering a 2x4 blow to the top of his head that at first I thought had killed him.
The initial blow felt awesome. Orgasmic even, and I was only 11 so I didn't yet have that frame of reference... But it was quite the release of anger all in one swing. I kinda remember yelling at the time but I don't know what I said or how many times I hit him... He just crumpled up forward so I don't think it had been many whacks. There was a lot of blood though.
My parents were home but never heard a thing... I told them I think I killed him and they just laughed at first, but then got big eyes and ran in to him as he was coming to.
When they came back from the hospital with stitches in his head, no one ever said a word to me nor noogied me ever again. I'd won, but I think my parents think I'm some kind of serial killer in waiting or something...
Totally worth it though. I highly recommend 2x4s for 'aggression therapy.' Just make sure you know the jerk well so he doesn't call the cops on you.
I've been knocked out before, and it's not pleasant.
It's probably better than being stabbed though.
It's probably better than being stabbed though.