Rich Man/Poor Man – Secrets to Pitching Luxury Products to Rich People

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It’s been a long time since I posted a how-to, and this topic has been on my mind for a while, so here it is.

This is the first in a series I have in mind about targeted marketing based on income. If there’s a positive response from WF, I’ll write follow-up posts on pitching to the middle class and po’ folk.

I have observed over the years that affiliate marketing offers target mostly the poor and middle class. Typical examples are payday loans, diet pills/health and biz-op offers. Nothing wrong with targeting the middle and lower classes, but why do I see so few offers for the rich and so little interest in marketing to them? I’ve been in the online marketing business for about six years now, and I see the scarcity of premium offers for the wealthy has not improved, even as they continue siphoning off more of the GDP.

Have people forgotten the famous Willie Sutton comeback when he was asked why he robs banks? “That’s where the money is” he said. I think that tapping the wealth of rich people is a smart strategy because that’s where the money is.

And the rich just keep getting richer. Whatever the state of the economy, the wealthy are likely doing just fine because they have the means to hire accountants and lawyers to work the system, preserve their assets and their team keeps the money flowing in their direction. As Shoemoney says “The rich always win,” and he’s right.

The wealthy live in all 50 states and spend lots of money wherever they are to save time, make their lives more comfortable and impress everyone. If you work for rich clients, they’ll be nothing like Alan Harper complainer types that I wrote about at my blog.

This post is intended as a basic rundown of Richie Rich’s mindset, and perhaps put ideas into your head about promoting different things to people with no limits on their plastic.

Some of these concepts came from reading Dan Kennedy’s books about selling to the wealthy. I also wrote ads for luxury products and services targeted to the wealthy on behalf of my clients. Some ads, but not enough.

Who are the rich?

This Wiki page details who the US affluent are:

Affluence in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

If you scroll down to the Extreme Affluence chart you’ll see that a tiny percentage of US households own a disproportionate amount of the nation’s net worth.

What they buy

The affluent pay obscene amounts for things that make them look good and feel good.

A Lambo is priced from $250,000 to $1.4 million. Would you believe the $1.4M model sells the fastest and people wait the longest to buy them?

A company in Switzerland sells a Swiss Army knife made of gold or silver and studded with 800 diamonds. Cost goes to $100,000.

According to a resource I used that’s a few years old, many wealthy households spend $30,000 yearly on alcoholic beverages, $150,000 on travel and resort vacations, $115,000 on clothing, $250,000 on jewelry and $500,000 on maintaining their residences (they usually have at least two).

Affluent boomers are overrepresented in this group, and they’re accumulating additional wealth inherited from their parents. Investment services, plastic surgery, resort vacations and luxury golf condos in the sun-belt are typical offers targeted to them.

Many gay and lesbian households are affluent, often with two professional incomes and no children. They’re usually college-educated and into living well. Gay travelers are beloved by the travel industry. After doing research into their spending patterns, Harrah's Entertainment revealed that gay men spend on average 30% more on vacations than straight people.

A rich man may be thrifty and frugal about certain things, and buy his jeans at Target if he doesn’t care about that. But he’ll splurge unlimited amounts on his passion. Rich people love to spend on toys and hobbies they love.

How they feel about their wealth

When you sell to the wealthy, you are not selling products. You’re selling status. They will pay triple at Tiffany’s for a diamond bracelet that’s similar to a bracelet at Kay Jewelers because of Tiffany’s has more status.

The rich see themselves as part of an exclusive tribe, and don’t want to be associated with the riff-raff. They prefer gated communities and hate flying coach because traveling with the bargain set lacks prestige.

They’re very competitive and hate to the pwned by their friends and neighbors. The show-offy rich have anxieties about being rich, and spend too much money to ensure that everyone notices his/her wealth.

How to talk to them

The affluent can be put off by a hard sell, and consider aggressive marketing low class.

Affluent customers who are highly educated often respond better to a literary and erudite approach to merchandising (you may want to test this).

If you’re selling a service, wealthy clients can be difficult to obtain through advertising. The wealthy like to do business with those who were recommended to them by their rich friends.

Be on your best behavior when talking to rich people, and project an image of total professionalism. Millionaires covet trusted advisers and take-charge people who can relieve them of day-to-day hassles and make their lives trouble-free.

They value their time as much as their money. They will pay a premium for services that go above and beyond. “Leave it to us, we’ll take care of it” is worth a lot to them, giving you carte blanche to charge them up the wazoo.

They’re insecure at heart, and criticized in the media relentlessly. This cuts to the quick, as they want to feel respected for their achievements. They will lap up acceptance, approval and applause from people who admire them (or claim to), so suck up as needed.

They’re demanding, will pay a premium for convenience and hate the word “can’t.” If at 3 am they decide they want a turkey that’s carved, hot, with gravy and delivered to their doorstep by a man in a chef’s cap in one hour, they’ll pay obscene amounts to somebody who can make it happen.

Wrap-up

The wealthy are relatively recession-proof. The rich feast at the table, while the majority of consumers are tightening their belts. You can’t restructure the economy to make it more equitable by yourself, so why not get at some of their money?

This is not meant to be a comprehensive guide about marketing to wealth by any means, and I don’t claim to be an expert about rich people. I grew up in a household that was middle class for the most part. My parents were in the upper middle class for about 2-3 years, then income dropped like a rock due to very familiar business problems.

During the short interval when we were rich, my father bought three yachts (all sailboats) and he didn’t even know how to sail. This is a good example of bizarre nouveau riche behavior.

If I’m all wrong you have something to contribute, feel free to post about it and make me smarter. Oh, and enlightened, do you think?
 
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I don't know why you're using rich and wealthy interchangeably. Discounted your entire post that was predominantly fluff anyway.
 
I don't know why you're using rich and wealthy interchangeably. Discounted your entire post that was predominantly fluff anyway.

Probably because

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I don't know why you're using rich and wealthy interchangeably. Discounted your entire post that was predominantly fluff anyway.
Using the same word over and over is repetitive. Why not post your own thoughts about the topic? WF will tell you if your ideas are meaty or fluffy.
 
This is the first in a series
... I’ll write follow-up posts... at my blog... Oh, and enlightened, do you think?

Oh, PuhFuckingLeeze... why did you... I don't even... Where's the e-book.

Sorry, but this looks remarkably like a transparent attempt to land an "Enlightened" thread and maybe suck off some copy gigs. Too bad your derivative, psuedo-ingenious writing sucks cock, as evidenced by this very thread.

The truly wealthy don't buy things based on a reco from some fuckbag affiliate. The poor & mid-class are far more susceptible to Fat Ass Acai offers, payday loans, etc. This is not a fucking State Secret, never has been.

Are there big-ticket items that work online? Sure, but they are few and far between, and take real work to land. That's why most Aff & CPA offers are targeted at bullshit, because that's where the traffic and low-hanging fruit is.

But really, this said it all for me:

During the short interval when we were rich, my father bought three yachts (all sailboats) and he didn’t even know how to sail. This is a good example of bizarre nouveau riche behavior.

God, I hope you learned something from that. Short interval, indeed. Ask your dad where he went wrong, sweetie.

I know, this is going to come off as horribly brutal, but hey- if you got something to sell, and you don't have guerrilla marketing skills, you're prolly better off over at "Freelancer".

Otherwise, pay Jon for your BST thread.
 
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I sent a thank you email to BlueYonder yesterday evening for the content geared towards higher income individuals.

Coincidence, or is someone looking a little too hard for posters to harass?

If galacon would like to review all the emails and financial transactions, he's more than welcome to go fuck himself.
 
Nice write-up. You kind of screwed up posting this in STS. This is a pretty solid piece up that one can go back to and reference when brainstorming for target audience or doing market research.

I'll see you on the other side my friend...​
 
I sent a thank you email to BlueYonder yesterday evening for the content geared towards higher income individuals.

Coincidence, or is someone looking a little too hard for posters to harass?

If galacon would like to review all the emails and financial transactions, he's more than welcome to go fuck himself.

Dude, I don't have to look hard at all- worthy threads just jump out at me like a fucking deer on the highway.

This looked like a thinly disguised sales thread in STS, that's the only reason I reacted. So STFU and save your motherfucking review for ITrader, bitch.
 
Nice write-up. You kind of screwed up posting this in STS. This is a pretty solid piece up that one can go back to and reference when brainstorming for target audience or doing market research.

I'll see you on the other side my friend...​
The topic has been on my mind for a while, and I wasn't sure where to put it. Traffic perhaps?

galacon said:
The truly wealthy don't buy things based on a reco from some fuckbag affiliate. The poor & mid-class are far more susceptible to Fat Ass Acai offers, payday loans, etc. This is not a fucking State Secret, never has been.

The truly wealthy don't buy stuff from people with a trailer park mentality like yours. There are affiliate offers around for the rich, but not enough of them.

galacon said:
God, I hope you learned something from that. Short interval, indeed. Ask your dad where he went wrong, sweetie.

I know where he went wrong, and my father is dead. The rest is none of your business.
 
I know someone who has had a successful niche that targets the very wealthy. She found this by accident several years ago. Her perspective is that the solidly wealthy, that is, those who are born wealthy, stay wealthy and die wealthy, make many expensive purchases via a proxy.

For example, they often have a trusted handyman they have used for decades. He is told to find a top of the line outdoor lighting setup or garage door openers that work well with their home automation setup. He finds a few different ones and the owner decides which he wants.

Or they have a trusted designer that they say 'Make this room beautiful and spare no expense.' which simply means 'Do the leg work and find me the best three options for redecorating this room so I can decide quickly and easily which to use.'

So my friend markets to these proxy purchasers of incredibly overpriced expensive luxury items. Her methodology is to provide these people with a narrative for the product that they can then repeat to the person that they are buying for. This narrative makes them look smart, efficient and like they are some kind of 'insider'. For example, something like "These are the same windows with the 'in window' blinds that Oprah had put in her pool cabana last month." The buyer goes back to the person they are buying for and says, "These are the most expensive but they are the ones that Oprah uses in her pool cabana." Cha-ching!

I'm using relatively mundane items in my example because I don't want to 'out' my girl who has been making bank with this for years now.
Her 'secret sauce' is the manner in which she secures a commission for the purchases. She is a very clever young lady :)

Simply want to point out that wealthy people often have a layer of people between them and many of their high end purchases and there are those who are successful at marketing to these proxy buyers.
 
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Excellent point! ^^^^ I absolutely agree with you. The truly wealthy aren't typically wasting their time browsing online... The dads are busy working on their multinational corporations, the moms too sometimes run their own businesses, or otherwise out shopping at nordstrom/barneys. The kids are busy on instagram posting selfies. They have their people that they call up and these people acquire what thy want for them.

Now, don't get me wrong, there is definitely a market out there and there is definitely money to be made, you just have to be extremely creative and think about what these people could get online that their Penthouse concierge/house manager can't get for them in real life. Or a spin as the guy above said, make these concierges/managers lives easier so they'll go through you to satisfy the needs of their masters.

OP alot of who you described are pretty much the nouveau riche of society. Their only motivation to buy something is pretty much so they can look better than their peers. That means not only providing something of extreme value and then overpricing it, but it also means serious Public Relations and making your product seem like the "it" thing or be all/end all of the market. It takes years of hard work to achieve that kind of prestige around a brand. This is why IRL "boutique" services will do better with this crowd than a generic online offer.

One of the trends I see floating around the luxury market is that fast fashion is dead. Bespoke is the new designer. This translates across alot of markets. Many people are now looking for products and things made just for them. Completely personalised and able to be passed on through generations.

Ironically, alot of the things that people market to super rich people are not consumed by them. They are consumed by upper middle class people that want to APPEAR to be super rich. That's where all the money is! The upper middle class that desire to appear to be a part of the wealthy crowd. They are the ones browsing online looking for ways to seem authentically rich, without actually BEING authentically rich. They're the ones making companies like Apple, and Designer conglomerates like LVMH alot of money.

They are the ones renting celebrity chefs online. I don't remember the name of this site, but they pretty much sell exclusive "experiences" to their audience, such as a night with a famous chef, backstage passes to beyonce etc etc. I would bet my bottom dollar that it isn't the CEO of Dell buying this stuff for his kids. There's no value in that for him, he can pretty much do whatever he wants so he doesn't need to use brokers like that. The people lapping up this shit is the upper middle class VP of a mid sized company or a successful doctor that wants desperately to make his trophy wife and kids happy. To give them something to brag about to the Joneses.
 
Because they're synonyms does not automatically mean they've the same definition. There's a clear distinction between rich and wealthy in terms of cash versus assets.

Being synonyms means they do have the exact same definition.

You're talking about connotation, instead of denotation (definition).
 
Being synonyms means they do have the exact same definition.

You're talking about connotation, instead of denotation (definition).

No, I'm not. Reference.

a word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another in the language, as happy, joyful, elated. A dictionary of synonyms and antonyms (or opposites), such as Thesaurus.com, is called a thesaurus.
 
No, I'm not. Reference.

a word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another in the language, as happy, joyful, elated. A dictionary of synonyms and antonyms (or opposites), such as Thesaurus.com, is called a thesaurus.

You know the Merriam-Webster definition for "wealthy" and "rich" are literally the same thing, right? Same with "wealth" and "riches".

Denotation is the direct, realistic definition of a word which can be found in a standard dictionary.

Connotation is the implication of a word, usually culturally constructed and can influence the interpretation of a word in different sectors.

The word 'slick' is a good example, think about what it actually means versus what it means when you're talking about a 'slick' businessman or 'slick' conference speaker.

Source: I actually stayed awake during my Gen-Ed courses, unlike someone.

If you're still not getting it then you need to think a little deeper about the implication of something you said a few posts above: "There's a clear distinction between rich and wealthy in terms of cash versus assets".

Sorry for being such a fucking pedant.
 
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You're biggest objectives here are going to be (This is assuming you can even position yourself correctly):

  • I don't have time for this shit
  • Who the fuck are you peasant. (No at OP)
  • Why the fuck do I care.
  • Do I even need this shit?
  • I know you're selling me something, fuck you, pay me

Now, if you have a kick ass offer/product/service, that pays itself off, and you position yourself well enough so they at least read your offer, why the fuck not. You could get a lot of referrals just on word of mouth, rich people do love to talk.

I'd love to see some examples
 
TL;DR Lots of great points and shit

This, this and this 100x over.

Grew up with exactly these parents and surrounded by dozens of others exactly like them. Smart enough to lock down $150k+ jobs (most in our neighborhood were in the 250-350+ range) or make that kind of money for themselves, too short-sighted and wrapped up in appearances to invest that money in reaching a more sustainable level of wealth as opposed to blowing it on meaningless shit to impress their neighbors.
 
You know the Merriam-Webster definition for "wealthy" and "rich" are literally the same thing, right? Same with "wealth" and "riches".

Denotation is the direct, realistic definition of a word which can be found in a standard dictionary.

Connotation is the implication of a word, usually culturally constructed and can influence the interpretation of a word in different sectors.

The word 'slick' is a good example, think about what it actually means versus what it means when you're talking about a 'slick' businessman or 'slick' conference speaker.

Source: I actually stayed awake during my Gen-Ed courses, unlike someone.

If you're still not getting it then you need to think a little deeper about the implication of something you said a few posts above: "There's a clear distinction between rich and wealthy in terms of cash versus assets".

Sorry for being such a fucking pedant.

Simply because your reference of dictionary varies from mine, does not negate my dictionary definition. Moot point.
 
And I think it's funny people coming at OP for pitching his shitty idea. It's more funny that you responded negatively. This is actually useful, and as a copywriter he's hoping to find a few people to be irritated and respond.

This shows that his idea might have some life to it. So you indirectly gave OP the feedback he was looking for.

You never want people to feel indifferent to your message or promotion. When that happens you know you're fucking done.

So pat yourselves on the back. You played right into the OP's entire strategy.
 
Simply because your reference of dictionary varies from mine, does not negate my dictionary definition. Moot point.

Oh, shut the fuck up already, you're still in this thread. You still give a fuck when you're supposed to be gone already.

Nobody gives a shit about your vernacular play on words, that really, makes no fucking difference.

Because people are fucking stupid and not on your level, get over it, boss.

There are far more profitable things you could be spending your time on.